Pubdate: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 Source: San Francisco Examiner (CA) Copyright: 2000 San Francisco Examiner Contact: http://www.examiner.com/ Forum: http://examiner.com/cgi-bin/WebX Author: Paul Mulshine Note: Paul Mulshire is a columnist with The Star-Ledger of Newark, N.J. Cited: The Cato Institute: http://www.cato.org ADDICTED TO NONSENSE ON TOBACCO The other day I was talking to an old friend of mine who has had his problems with drugs over the years. He's stopped using most of them, but there's one drug that he just can't kick. "I swear, Paul, I get a bigger rush out of this than I used to get out of a line of coke," he told me as he took another deep drag on his cigarette. My friend was under no illusions about his addiction. Perhaps that's because he knows a lot more about drugs than certain conservatives I could name. These guys are always ranting about morality, family values and the need to prevent drug abuse. But when it comes to reducing abuse of the deadliest drug out there, all of a sudden these conservatives are outraged. This outrage always follows the same pattern, as was evidenced by the reaction of many conservatives to the recent Florida class-action suit that resulted in a $144.8 billion judgment. That verdict was indeed evidence of a problem with the legal system, but the problem centers on the concepts of class-action suits and punitive damages. Both are bad ideas. As for the idea of punishing a company for purposely getting minors addicted to a drug and also lying about that drug's effects, I fail to see a valid conservative objection. The courts do far worse things every day to those who sell other recreational drugs, yet the conservative commentators of the world somehow manage to contain their outrage. But when the drug in question is nicotine, conservatives join as one to defend the drug pusher. The columns and editorials in which they do so have all the imagination of a form letter. There are two buzzwords that appear in every one of them: "legal product" and "hamburger." Here are two excerpts from a recent column by Cal Thomas on the Florida verdict: "If the government will now determine whether a company deserves to be punished when people use its legal products, we might reasonably ask where this will stop." "Some people suffer heart problems from their food addictions. Should fast-food companies which advertise high-in-fat hamburgers be sued when a customer suffers arterial blockage and dies from a heart attack?" Do a Web search on tobacco articles and you will see this pattern repeated over and over again. As a conservative, I have to say I'm embarrassed by it. It seems to me that the point of being a conservative is to consider each issue critically. Simply repeating propaganda from the Tobacco Institute is not enough. And especially when the propaganda is so transparently bogus. Substitute the more accurate term "legal drug" for "legal product" and the whole debate changes. All the other recreational drugs are illegal. The exceptions are caffeine, which has been proven harmless, and alcohol, which is not strictly speaking a drug and which is highly regulated. As for the hamburger argument, it shows an ignorance of both nutrition and logic. For one thing, hamburgers are not particularly high in fat. They have lots of protein, vitamins and minerals, too. In moderation, hamburgers are not only harmless, they're good for you. Food is essential to life. Drugs aren't, and nicotine is a drug. Getting it into your brain through smoking has nothing in common with eating and everything in common with doing cocaine, although, as my friend noted, it can be more pleasurable for many people. That gets to the central bit of nonsense being peddled here. The tobacco defenders -- Cal Thomas, George F. Will and the Wall Street Journal editorial page, among others -- are puritans when it comes to other recreational drugs. They argue that it is bad to get pleasure from drugs. There is something to be said for this argument, but it is the exact same argument that led society to ban all those other recreational drugs. Cigarettes were banned in 14 states at the beginning of the 20th century, a time when both opium and cocaine were legal. Then in 1914 Congress passed the Harrison Act, which banned opium and cocaine. Marijuana wasn't banned until 1937. A study by the free-market Cato Institute titled "Thinking About Drug Legalization" (available at www.cato.org) notes that at the time those other drugs were banned they were causing only minor social problems and few serious health problems. Since then, we've learned a lot more about which drugs are truly dangerous. Tobacco kills more than 400,000 people a year while heroin and cocaine kill fewer than 1,000. So if we're in the business of banning drugs, it's time to update the laws. "What ought to bother us as Americans is that, once again, government has intruded on individual choice," Thomas writes. It's been doing that since 1914. Why hasn't he noticed before? - --- MAP posted-by: Richard Lake