Pubdate: Thu, 05 Oct 2000 Source: Monday Magazine (CN BC) Copyright: 2000 Monday Publications Contact: 818 Broughton St., Victoria, B.C. V8W 1E4 Fax: (250) 382-6188 Website: http://www.monday.com/ Author: Andrew Struthers Cited: http://cannabisculture.com/ Cited: http://www.emeryseeds.com/ Cited: http://www.pottv.com/ TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OFF Marc Emery, founder of Vancouver's HempBC, publisher of Cannabis Culture magazine, the man the National Post called "Canada's Pot Millionaire", has resurfaced in cyberspace. After having computers, pot seeds, furniture and 10 grand worth of bongs seized in a series of raids on his Vancouver offices in 1996 and 1997, Emery said goodbye to the material world and now has recreated himself as an Internet entity with his own TV station: PotTV (http://www.pottv.com/). Moored to the planet by a few small buildings on the Sunshine Coast, bobbing safely in the international waters of the world wide web, Emery figures he's in a key position for the final conflict in the War On Drugs. He's Switzerland - or perhaps Tokyo Rose. "The revolution is coming, and this time it will be televised," he says, biting down hard on his buttered toast. We're at the Uptown Deli on Vancouver's Homer Street, and Emery's firing facts into the air like a drunken bandito. "In 18 months it'll all be legal - pot, heroin, coke, ecstasy - from outlets controlled and taxed by the government, different outlets of course, because people buying beer might not want to see heroin on the shelf, it'll start with medical marijuana and move down the list, because banning drugs doesn't work, pot's been banned in Canada since 1927, no one had even smoked it yet, but they banned it anyway-" I beg him to slow down. "No one can take notes that fast," I say. He champs at the bit for two sentences but when he hits the curve of the next tangent, we're off again. Cannabisculture.com, the site of Emery's monthly marijuana magazine, is going strong, sometimes fielding five million hits a month. But PotTV is still finding its feet. In the last six months the station ate up $202,000 and generated only a hundred bucks in advertising revenue. Emery shakes his head. "That's got to change." Knowing Emery, who started his first business selling comic books when he was 11, it will. Cannabis Culture brings in a million a year, Emery says, and costs a million to run. So it breaks even, but provides global advertising for his huge pot-seed export business (http://www.emeryseeds.com/). The seeds cost him about a million a year and bring in a million-six. He pays $60K in income tax to the feds, $120K to the folks who run his website, and puts the rest into PotTV, legal defense for pot activists, a 30-worker payroll, and personal expenses. "Which aren't much," Emery says. "I don't own anything. The cops already took it all, two warehouses full of stuff." PotTV is new and still gorging on cash like a baby bird, but soon the station will have to support itself by boosting the readership of Cannabis Culture (leading to greater seed sales) and by running ads. "Ad revenue is a problem. Nike and The Gap don't want to be associated with us. And people who sell bongs have never made a TV commercial before, they have no idea how." That rings true. But money problems aside, the website looks pretty good. It comes off as part cable-access variety show and part Radio Free Ethiopia. And unlike most of the web (which resembles an infinite office building with lots of names on glass doors and no furniture or people), when it comes to actual content, PotTV offers the full meal deal. For hors d'oevres you can listen to the "Burning Shiva Hour", wherein Chris Bennett rambles on hilariously about marijuana and the Bible (even though it doesn't seem like the Old Testament drug of choice: picture Moses torn between paranoia and munchies as he forbids the Israelites to gather manna on the Sabbath). On "Shake And Bake", Ci Ci the tap-dancing chef will teach you how to make pot pizza (dairy or vegan). "The Compassion Club" broadcasts updates on the fight for legalizing medical marijuana. But the entree is lamb, in the form of Renee Boje, a delightful 31-year-old ganja waif who's about to be served up to the United States on a platter by our federal justice department. The perils of Renee began when she met Todd McCormick, whose lifelong acquaintance with cancer has made him an expert on medical uses of marijuana. In 1997 Boje was busted at McCormick's California mansion, which doubled as a cannabis resource centre, filled with books, videos, websites, magazines and (unfortunately for her) thousands of marijuana plants. Her lawyer told her she faced 10-to-life under federal mandatory-minimum sentencing laws, and if she was his daughter, he'd pack her off to the Great White North. Typically American, she actually agonized between life on the Sunshine Coast and a decade of gang rape in the only prison system in the First World that turns a profit. Sanity prevailed, and she ended up at PotTV, where she does a live show every Monday at 7 p.m. called the "Herbal Healing Hour". But the California D.A. wants her back, and the world is watching to see which side of the 49th wears the pants. Now Boje has become another flashpoint in the billion-dollar War on Drugs, and as with any war it's hard to tell who's using who.Gorgeous, guileless and slightly buzzed, she's the perfect PotTV poster girl, and everyone from Noam Chomsky to Woody Harrelson has written letters in her defense. As a tool of the establishment, she's a living example of how reefer madness can suck the girl-next-door into a maelstrom of cops, lawyers and strip-searching prison guards. Emery has kicked in $10,000 for her legal bills."He's been great," she tells me over the phone, "a hundred percent supportive." There's also a benefit concert for her scheduled for December 1st at Vancouver's Plaza of Nations - which is good, because if she goes to trial she'll need a cool quarter-million, and twice that if her case goes to the Supreme Court. That's a lot of hemp seed treats. There are other departments on PotTV, plus a chat room, archives, and radio shows. The site is also plagued with the usual web demons: too many static images masquerading as video feed, an e-mail program that bounces your letters back at you faster than Anna Kournikova, and the ubiquitous drone of the 60 Hz bagpipe player who haunts all inexpensive audio equipment. But the biggest downfall is that it's not funny enough. The only good chuckle comes at the end of Boje's pitch for why she should stay in Canada: the text announces, bold as brass, "Remember, there is a quarter-ounce of pot for every $25 donation." These problems with PotTV will eventually be patched up, Emery assures me. Revenue is a bigger worry. But he doesn't really care whether or not the station ever turns a profit. "The ultimate goal of PotTV is to proselytize, to make people into zealots. Get pot legalized." But, I ask, won't that slash funding for thousands of alternative lifestyles - including his own? "No," Emery replies, "I'll make less money from seeds, and more from lifestyle products and advertising. Once it's legal, people will be able to smoke more than they do right now." I'm skeptical. Canadians smoking more pot - is that humanly possible? - --- MAP posted-by: Don Beck