Pubdate: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 Source: Sun Herald (Australia) Copyright: 2000 John Fairfax Holdings Ltd Contact: http://www.sunherald.com.au/ Author: Sue Williams TAXING BEER IS NOTHING TO QUAFF AT IT'S AN uneasy, queasy feeling, agreeing with Peter Costello, even if it is only on one small point. But in the face of TV advertisements showing decent Aussie blokes forced to turn to raspberry lemonade because booze has become too pricey, thanks to the GST, he quite rightly said that if the Government was going to tax children's clothes and books, it was certainly not going to exempt the old jungle juice. Cheers to that, although there are many of us who say that children's clothes and books should be GST free. But even if they were, alcohol would be well down the queue of "essentials" - somewhere behind those big plastic trumpets kids blow at football matches in my book. The problem with alcohol is that it's a drug and a highly addictive one. It may be part of our culture, our image and all that "blokedom" twaddle but, to a huge percentage of people who consume the gazillions of litres of booze produced in this country every year, it's just a cheap and readily available means of getting off their faces. Ask any policeman what drug causes the most problems in Australian society and they will answer alcohol: no hesitation, no question, no doubt. Think of the violence both in public and, most chillingly, behind closed doors. Think of the carnage on the roads. Think of the health problems, the lost working hours and the damage done to the social fabric as a whole. Heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and speed aren't even in the same game, let alone the same league as beer, wine and spirits. Now before anybody starts pointing fingers and shouting "wowser", which is up there with pedophile and One Nation member in the list of social pariahs, I don't think alcohol should be banned (just as I don't think heroin should be legalised). A glass of red is good for the heart, a bottle of chardonnay makes a dinner more of a party and a couple of beers on a sunny day makes life that little bit more pleasant. But for heaven's sake, it's not an essential in our lives and it shouldn't be portrayed as such. Ask the parents of a kid who's wiped himself and his mates out in a drunken road smash. Ask the women and children who cower in fear when Daddy comes home tanked up and looking for an easy victim on whom to take out his inadequacies. Ask the guy in the gutter who once had a job, a home and a family. By some curious coincidence, there's been a lot of huffing and puffing this week about marijuana being sold openly in Kings Cross cafes. Now, some people see "grass" as the first step on the slippery slope to hard drugs while others reckon the most dangerous thing about it is that it's illegal and you can get into trouble for having it. Joe Cocker, the unwilling voice behind the Government's GST ads, found that out when he was frog-marched out of the country for possessing recreational weed all those years ago. This week in Amsterdam, where marijuana is sold legally, the England soccer team suffered a humiliating defeat in the European championships and the Dutch police braced themselves for pitched battles started by angry English thugs who usually don't need an excuse anyway. But apparently the worst that happened was some disgruntled mumblings when the snack bars ran out of food. Relieved local cops said they reckoned the England fans, who'd been on the wacky baccy all day, were just too mellow to do much more about it. There's a lesson there although I'm sure neither the brewers nor Peter Costello would agree with me. Phew! I feel better already. - --- MAP posted-by: Derek