Pubdate: Mon, 04 Feb 2002
Source: Reason Magazine (US)
Copyright: 2002 The Reason Foundation
Contact:  http://www.reason.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/359

WHO AM I?

I'm John Walters, the nation's drug czar and I just spent a record-breaking 
$3.2 million of your tax dollars on Super Bowl ads linking terrorism and 
illegal drugs. Rest easy, though, I'm not exactly blaming you for terrorism 
if you've "booted the gong" (I am hip to your lingo, kidz).

Then again, don't rest too easy, because if you're one of the 40 percent of 
Americans over the age of 11 who has used an illegal drug, I'll try to put 
you in jail (that's another record I'm hoping to break).

In fact, I may be coming for you right after I arrest the federal 
bureaucrats who sent aid to actual terrorists last year partly because they 
stopped growing the poppies necessary for making heroin.
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