Pubdate: Fri, 29 Mar 2002
Source: WorldNetDaily (US Web)
Copyright: 2002 WorldNetDaily.com, Inc.
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Author: Henry Lamb

LIBERTARIAN DRUID FOR GOVERNOR

Libertarians, God love 'em, always seem to have a hard time getting the 
attention and respect their ideas deserve - which is doubly a shame since 
they're the only party with ideas that actually deserve attention and respect.

Republicans are for cutting taxes, sort of. Democrats are for saving Social 
Security, kind of. The Dems are for fixing the healthcare system, so long 
as you don't get too sick. And the GOP is going to salvage education, 
provided we don't care about smart kids.

The LP doesn't mess around with this kind of nonsense. It's 
straightforward. Taxes? It's your money; here you go. Social Security? Stop 
robbing kids and shortchanging old folks; scrap it. Healthcare? If you like 
socialized medicine, get your rheumatoid rear to Canada; here, we're 
cutting red tape and regulations. Education? Don't prove you're publicly 
educated by saying that privatizing education is a bad idea; dooming kids 
to your bad luck is petty and cruel.

Scandalous as these ideas appear, they are all good and defensible - even 
the seeming outlandish claim that we should legalize heroin. If you'd like 
to read two very good defenses of those ideas, pick up "What it Means to be 
a Libertarian" by Charles Murray and "Libertarianism: A Primer" by David Boaz.

These men are not kooks and argue forcefully and reasonably for their 
positions. Their ideas are decidedly more compelling than the warmed-over 
progressive pap that Democrats are hawking or the warmed-over Democrat 
bumfodder that Republicans are.

The problem is, Boaz and Murray aren't running for office on the LP ticket. 
Guys like Gary Copeland are.

Copeland, among other things, is a self-described druid, who is trying to 
garner as much attention as possible for his California gubernatorial 
candidacy by hyping the fact. He even listed it in the voter's guide - my 
first reaction to which was "Oh great. If this guy gets elected, every time 
a decision is just beyond his grasp, instead of asking political 
consultants, he'll kill a white bullock on the capitol steps and study the 
entrails."

Granted, this tack has two things going for it: 1) it puts the consultants 
out of work, and 2) it tweaks the animal-rights fanatics.

But hyping one's druidity is hardly a good political move. If anything, it 
detracts from the Libertarian message of greater individual freedoms and 
has everybody re-reading their Marion Zimmer Bradley fantasy novels to see 
what the candidate actually believes.

"Since Libertarians are a third party, we find it difficult to be taken 
seriously or to be considered by voters," a former member of the Orange 
County Libertarian Party Central Committee, Mark Murphy, told the Orange 
County Weekly. "Obviously, we want voters to see we aren't any different 
from many of them. So, when Gary - who's a friend of mine, by the way - 
declares himself a druid, there's a concern that trying to be taken 
seriously just went out the window."

At best, like many modern-day druids, Copeland comes off like some Wicca 
knock-off, filling historical husks with New Age enthusiasms and 
fortune-cookie fiddlefaddle thinking that the nominal (even if contrived) 
connection to ancient, pagan Britain somehow vests his chosen faith with 
gobs of validity.

At worst, people who have studied druidism remember all those ghastly pagan 
rites they read about in books like Stuart Piggott's "The Druids" and Anne 
Ross and Don Robins' "Life and Death of a Druid Prince."

On that score, if elected, will Copeland run his office staff through 
bonfires to boost their productivity? Will he hold press conferences in 
sacred groves or sacrifice a few immigrants if the orange crop fails? Will 
he, as the kings of Ireland upon coronation, "mount" a white mare (and, for 
the naive, not to ride)? Of course, the office of governor is not the same 
as king - maybe a small pony would do.

Politically, of course, it makes little difference - especially in 
California - what kind of granola-mix religion a candidate espouses. But 
unless you're a run-of-the-mill Presbyterian, or something of equal 
blandness, voters will likely pay more attention to your quirky beliefs - 
than to your positions on the issues - if you make a spectacle of your 
religion.

All minority movements have this problem. The radical fringe, said H.L. 
Mencken, wags the underdog. The drug-reform movement with its very valid 
case has people like Medical Marijuana Barbie getting naked in public for 
the cause. Anti-globalists moon politicians and start riots instead of 
discussing their protestations reasonably and unaccompanied by flying rocks.

The Libertarian Party promises great relief from an oppressive government 
and great freedoms recaptured for the society and individuals, but when it 
becomes less known for its values and more for its voodoo, the message is lost.

Getting the attention the LP deserves may be difficult, but allowing a guy 
like Copeland to be the party's public voice, while it may seem so, is not 
the attention the LP needs. It's the kind of attention that detracts from 
great ideas and smears the party as a haven for oddballs - a distinction 
far more fitting for Ralph Nader's Green Party.
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