Pubdate: Thu, 09 May 2002 Source: Westender (CN BC) Copyright: 2002 WestEnder Contact: http://www.westender.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1243 Author: Brian Peterson SOME IDEAS WE COULD LIVE WITHOUT Last week I was trying to get press credentials to the IDEAS conference, the big anti-drug powwow for Vancouver's creme de la creme sponsored by local real estate mogul Bob Bentall and his wife Lynda in partnership with the Drug Free America Foundation. Drug Free America...hee haw...that's a good one. Why, without addiction to sit-coms, Budweiser, Marlboro's, artificial sweeteners, slot machines, internet porn and Viagra, the U.S. economy would flounder. If banks and stockbrokers stopped laundering obvious illegal drug profits the system would expire for want of fluid cash. The very notion smacks of treason and terrorism. Still I was curious. I'd been seeing the inflammatory ads for a few months decrying "medical" cannabis as a hoax, denouncing drug law liberalization as pusher propaganda and, astonishingly, declaring that harsher sentences and zero-tolerance (yawn) would win The War on Drugs. Now I admire the "never say die" pluck of folks who'll proudly assert they're winning despite 40-odd years of expensive evidence to the contrary. Still, 5,000 years of therapeutic use of an herb is a fact, not a hoax. It works. And the idea that pushers want decriminalization (meaning prices would tumble and they would make less money) is absurd. And yet another Parliamentary sub-committee on illegal drugs is grumbling again that pot use is relatively benign and prohibition costly and ineffective because...uh...they want to hurt children? Still, if the creme de la creme say it's so, then I thought I'd at least try and listen to their IDEAS, so I wrote a smarmy letter to whom it may concern. Dear Sirs: I'm sharing parenting duties with a 15-year-old and I've recently been confronted firsthand with the limitations of the harm-reduction ideology in practice. Please call me at your earliest convenience to confirm press credentials. Yours truly, (blah blah). Well, I got a call quite smartly from Bob Bentall, who told me that space was limited and they'd have to turn me down. "Ah gee, Bob. That's disappointing. It sounds like you've got some great speakers booked." "Oh yes, we're very proud. Very proud." "So how about a day pass then? Or a couple hours to a check out a speaker?" "Well, you see it's a private function, Brian." "But you've spent $200,000 on this event. It seems odd you wouldn't want the press there to propagate your good IDEAS, Bob." "Well you see, space is limited, Brian. So we've had to turn quite a few people down." "So you are allowing some press in?" "Well, you see it's a private function, Brian." "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, okay Bob. Have yourself a grand little symposium then. Buh-bye!" Spurned but undaunted, I took a surf to the Drug Free America Foundation website just to make sure I was abreast of their cutting edge ideas. Its opening page graphic welcoming me to Drug Free America showed an idyllic cluster of buildings: a library, hospital, school, church and factory surrounded by lush green lawns. But curiously, no people. I guess half of them are housed in highrise "prisons and drug treatment centers for profit" shaded in the background, with the other half of the populace employed as snitches and jailers. A further search revealed that DFAF is a reincarnation of Straight Incorporated, the infamous teen drug treatment program chain with extensive Bush family connections (Eeeek!), that had been successfully sued out of existence for using violent and abusive brainwashing tactics not out of place in North Korean prison camps. Curiosity piqued, I went down to Canada Place on May 1 to see if I could pull a weasel, but I was distracted by the counter-symposium happening openly outside. Much free speech and illuminating pamphletry was distributed to any who would partake. And the message was: Yeah, cash may give you the power to purchase publicity. But it can't buy integrity and the majority of Canadians are educated and bored of the tired, hypocritical U.S. DEA-sponsored lies aimed at diminishing our dwindling sovereignty. Hilary Black of the Vancouver Compassion Club was there but had little time to waste bashing the IDEAS losers. She was on her way to the 2nd National Community Clinical Conference on Cannabis Therapeutics in Portland (sponsored by, amongst others, The Oregon Nurses Association) to get together with the real heroes who are pooling their knowledge and comforting the sick, not jailing them. Black's Compassion Club was coincidentally celebrating its fifth anniversary of exemplary medical marijuana distribution to the sick and grateful, with no police interference or hassles. Now that's a real IDEA! - --- MAP posted-by: Jay Bergstrom