Pubdate: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 Source: Kitchener-Waterloo Record (CN ON) Section: Page A10 Copyright: 2003 Kitchener-Waterloo Record Contact: http://www.therecord.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/225 Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/mmjcn.htm (Cannabis - Medicinal - Canada) MEDICAL POT IS IN A HAZE Unless he can clear the haze, Prime Minister Jean Chretien may have to admit that the neo-conservatives got it right. All the scientists, bureaucrats and big thinkers on the federal payroll can't produce a product as well as the private sector. And, try as they might, all the cabinet ministers, press aides and highly paid consultants in Ottawa won't be able to hide the truth: The government can't grow pot. This will come as no surprise to the neo-cons. They don't think governments have the ability to bring the members of a one-man band to the same event, let alone do something as complicated as produce marijuana. But Chretien will be shocked by the revelation that Canadians who are legally permitted to use marijuana for medicinal purposes have such a low opinion of government-grown pot that they are turning in their reefers and want their money back. Just when Chretien was revealing his true self and his faith in a plethora of government programs, he'll have to acknowledge what the tokers are saying. This news is bound to make Ottawa buzz. There'll be phone calls and meetings all around the capital -- and probably a few parties at which younger members of the prime minister's staff will have a toke or two, purely for research purposes, of course. Chretien might call his old friend Bill Clinton, who knows something about marijuana, even though he did not inhale. In their desire to enhance respect for government programs as well as to supply those who truly do need this drug, the prime minister and the former president could agree to form an international joint commission. Summary - Ottawa's long list of problems now includes bad pot. - --- MAP posted-by: Beth