Pubdate: Thu, 13 Feb 2003
Source: Dallas Observer (TX)
Copyright: 2003 2000 New Times, Inc.
Contact:  http://www.dallasobserver.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/884
Author: Patrick Williams

INVESTIGATING THE INVESTIGATION

Bolton Must Have His Terms Confused

ABuzz reader wrote in to suggest that we make some comment on a Dallas 
Morning News report last week that the Sheriff's Department somehow lost 50 
keys that could be used to start about 180 cop cars.

"Surely this deserves some commentary, preferably of a more flippant 
variety," the reader suggested.

Surely it does, but not this week, seeing how Buzz spent Friday night 
bumming rides because we misplaced our car keys, something we do on average 
roughly three times a week. Nope, the folks at the sheriff's office get a 
pass--preferably a DART pass. Any fool, e.g. Buzz, can lose keys, but it 
takes a truly gargantuan boob to mislay an entire criminal investigation. 
For that, you call on the Dallas Police Department. Those guys, namely 
Chief Terrell Bolton, can't quite seem to decide whether they ever even 
started an investigation into that pesky fake-drug scandal.

According to a column last week by Morning News editorialist Ruben 
Navarrette, Bolton told the News' editorial board recently that there was 
never an internal investigation into the scandal. This appears to 
contradict Bolton's repeated statements elsewhere that his department began 
investigating the issue not long after learning about the fake drugs in 
fall 2001.

Maybe Navarrette got it wrong. Or maybe Bolton is talking out of both sides 
of his mouth. Buzz wasn't at the meeting, so it would be entirely unfair of 
us to pass judgment. Yep, it would be wrong, wrong, wrong if Buzz were to 
say, for instance: OF COURSE BOLTON'S TALKING OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF HIS MOUTH!

Besides, the chief's personal spokesflak reaffirmed that DPD began an 
investigation in late November 2001 and turned it over to the department's 
public integrity section soon after. The investigation was later passed on 
to the FBI, which is still looking into the case. She called the column 
"confused" on this matter and "inaccurate."

Oddly enough, others at the editorial meeting heard the same thing as 
Navarrette. Still, we understand how they all might have been confused. A 
police source tells the Dallas Observer that when the feds took over in 
late January, the DPD narcotics squad had not even rounded up the paperwork 
from the questionable cases. "It was all over the office," the source says.

So maybe it's just a simple confusion of terms. What Navarrette meant by 
"investigation" was collect paperwork, interview witnesses, things like 
that. What Bolton meant was something that only sounds like "investigation" 
and is palatable enough if you don't really care about results. Sort of 
like that phony "krab" stuff served in cheap seafood joints.

Fake drugs. Fake investigation. Sounds fair.
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