Pubdate: Wed, 02 Apr 2003 Source: Scientific American (US) Copyright: 2003 Scientific American, Inc Contact: http://www.sciam.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/404 Author: Steve Mirsky Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/campaign.htm (ONDCP Media Campaign) Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/pot.htm (Cannabis) Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/youth.htm (Youth) Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/find?135 (Drug Education) TRUTH IN ADVERTISING There Are Burger Joints, And Then There Are Burgers And Joints The fault, Shakespeare once almost said, lies not in our stars but in our stuffing our faces. That sentiment is basically the reasoning behind a federal district court judge's January dismissal of a recent lawsuit against McDonald's, brought by two obese New York City teenagers who claimed that the fast food was at fault for their fat. "Common sense has prevailed," read a statement issued by a no doubt relieved McDonald's, which had probably contemplated a future where "over 99 billion served" would include the word "subpoenas." "The plaintiffs have alleged that the practices of McDonald's in making and selling their products are deceptive and that this deception has caused the minors who have consumed McDonald's products to injure their health by becoming obese," observed Judge Robert W. Sweet in his ruling. In other words, the kids asked, how were we to know that a steady diet of hamburgers and french fries was going to make us fat? And the judge's response was, well, they should know and they therefore "cannot blame McDonald's if they, nonetheless, choose to satiate their appetite with a surfeit of supersized McDonald's products." Sweet clearly came down on the side of personal responsibility, a stance he has long taken. "In the interest of consistency and integrity," he wrote in a footnote, "it should be noted that the author of this opinion publicly opposed the criminalization of drugs.... This belief is based upon the notion that, as long as consumers have adequate knowledge about even harmful substances, they should be entitled to purchase them, and that the issue should be one of health, not the criminal law." Which brings us to Item Two, namely, the current odd ad campaign sponsored by the Office of National Drug Control Policy. My favorite in this series of public-service spots features two teenage boys smoking marijuana in the den of what appears to be an upper-middle-class home. After some insipid pot-inspired conversation, one dumb kid finds a handgun. The other dumb kid says, "Cool," and asks if it's loaded. The first dumb kid points the gun at the second, says, "No," and pulls the trigger. We hear a gunshot as the screen goes dark and then read the following: "Marijuana can distort your sense of reality. Harmless?" This is an antidrug commercial? Because it sure looks to me like an antigun commercial. I grew up in a house with a rifle, which was dismantled and in a locked case, and I know that no card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association would keep a handgun loaded and easily accessible, especially in a home with children. Furthermore, I put forth the proposition that I would much rather find myself in a room full of stoned teenagers without guns than in a room full of straight teenagers carrying loaded weapons. (I actually did the first part of this experiment in the 1970s, but I categorically refuse to do the second part, unless the teenagers in question are in boot camp at Parris Island.) Now, before I get audited, no one is suggesting that teenagers use drugs, just as no one is suggesting that they drink beer until they puke, except for companies that do extensive advertising to college kids, most of whom are below the legal drinking age. But I digress. Why not let teenagers know about the dangers of drug use in a way that would actually get their attention? For example, a TV commercial that might very well drive many teenage boys away from marijuana could say: "Smoking a lot of pot may give men breasts worthy of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue." I can envision another commercial that ends with a sober guy telling his stoned buddy, "Look, there's not enough dope in the world to get her to sleep with you." And finally, how about one in which two fat stoners sue their dealer because the munchies made them eat too much McDonald's? - --- MAP posted-by: Jackl