Pubdate: Sun, 06 Apr 2003 Source: Columbia Daily Tribune (MO) Copyright: 2003 Columbia Daily Tribune Contact: http://www.showmenews.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/91 Note: Prints the street address of LTE writers. Author: Tony Messenger Note: Tony Messenger is the city editor at the Tribune. His column appears on Sundays and Thursdays. PROSECUTOR BOY LACKS CREDIBILITY IN LOCAL DEBATE OVER PROPOSITION Prosecutor Boy has a lot to learn about the Show Me State. The tall, sweet-talking former county prosecutor from Utah left his adopted Beltway home long enough this week to straighten out us poor, uneducated Columbians about um, er, shhhh: marijuana. Assistant drug czar Scott Burns wasn't sent to Mid-Missouri on the White House tab to campaign against Proposition 1. "I'm not here to tell anybody how to vote," Prosecutor Boy told me Thursday. He repeated the same mantra all day while he was making it clear that Proposition 1, the proposal that would lower penalties for local pot possession, was bad - very bad. But Prosecutor Boy - his phrase by the way, not mine - doesn't tell people how to vote. No sir. He's just the Minister of Information. Me? I'm Reporter Boy. And apparently I don't know much. That's what I found out after a meeting among Tribune editor types and Burns and his entourage. Burns, White House staffer Kevin Sabet and David Barton, dubbed Cop Boy by Burns, joined their Missouri hosts, Peggy Quigg and Ed Moses of ACT Missouri, in speaking Thursday throughout Columbia about the dangers of marijuana. From the get-go, Burns is a charmer. Washington insider or not, he evokes a certain Western rural charm. How can you not like a guy who's a fan of Utah basketball coach Rick Majerus, the poster child for fat, beer-swilling middle-aged guys? But Burns knew he was walking into a hornet's nest when he ducked his head into the Tribune conference room. The paper had already editorialized in favor of Proposition 1. And critics were all over Burns for being a big-city carpetbagger telling us how to vote - not that he would ever do that. What Burns didn't know is that he had an ally in the room. Me. I've never been a fan of drug legalization. I tend to think that there are some things worth taking a moral stand on, and drug use is one of them. I'm a dad. Iim going to tell my kids to stay away from drugs, pot or otherwise. End of story. I'm also a journalist. And as such, I'm going to ask tough questions of folks whether or not I agree with them. For those who weren't watching the sham of a news conference before the war in Iraq started, apparently, that's a no-no in the Bush White House. Here in Columbia, we like to ask questions. We like to debate. We appreciate a little give and take. Ask Burns about the costs of flying to Columbia, and he laughs it off. Ask him about campaigning for a local initiative, and he says it's a moot point. Ask about the costs of the drug war, and he'll tell you itis not a war. Ask him to stop avoiding the questions and engage in a legitimate intellectual discussion, and he'll call you Reporter Boy. Seriously. I wouldn't joke about the White House. Not to go Prosecutor Boy and Cop Boy on you, Burns told us Tribune types, but they have seen the realities of the danger of drug use, you see. They've seen the death, the violence, the abuse. No offense to Reporter Boy, Burns continued, but you couldn't possibly understand. If White House Boy hadn't cut off the questions right as it was getting fun, I might have told Prosecutor Boy about Mike Harder. Mike was a 21-year-old student at the University of Colorado in 1981. Over Labor Day weekend that year, Mike, two of his buddies and a 14-year-old nephew went on a hiking trip. They were going to climb Crystal Peak, one of the state's 14,000-foot mountains. Mike and his pals liked to get high. He used to grow pot in a greenhouse on the deck of his Boulder apartment. His nephew would call when the family was coming out to see him so he had time to switch the pot with other plants. On the Saturday before Labor Day, they set out for the top of the mountain. A few tokes on a joint delayed the start of the day. Several hours later, they were stranded on a 12,000-foot-high cliff in a freak fall snowstorm. Three days and two freezing nights later, Mike, a diabetic, died in my arms on that cliff. My uncle forgot his insulin at the camp, something he had never done before. I blamed the pot. Still do. A few days after the ordeal, my father and another uncle and I hiked back to retrieve our gear. I asked for some time alone. All I wanted to do was preserve Mike's memory. I tossed his drug paraphernalia in a creek. It's where I wanted to toss Prosecutor Boy and his arrogant arguments on Thursday. You see, most of us out here in the Show Me State can do a pretty good job of thinking for ourselves. We can be for or against the war and still talk nicely to each other. We can disagree with the legalization of drugs but not assume everybody who is for the concept inhales for breakfast. And we can understand that no matter how much outside money and influence are exerted on Tuesday's Proposition 1 vote, it's still up to Columbians to decide. Reporter Boy has a bit of advice for Prosecutor Boy. If you really care about furthering the anti-drug cause, next time you feel like swooshing into some town five days before an election to "clear up misinformation," think of my Uncle Mike. Then, take a deep breath of that wonderful Beltway air, and just say no. - --- MAP posted-by: Larry Stevens