Pubdate: Mon, 28 Apr 2003 Source: Edmonton Sun (CN AB) Copyright: 2003, Canoe Limited Partnership. Contact: http://www.fyiedmonton.com/htdocs/edmsun.shtml Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/135 Author: Robert Merkin Note: Parenthetical remark by the Sun editor, headline by newshawk GOVERNMENT FAILURE RE: "RED Deer reefer madness," April 21. Only a government could spend $5,750,000 to grow marijuana and fail. Eventually the same government will hold hearings and issue a report that will explain how it spent $5,750,000 and couldn't grow any marijuana. That report will almost certainly cost taxpayers at least $500,000. To be fair, the contractors have managed to grow some marijuana, but the government undertook the project to fulfil a promise to provide marijuana to the desperately and terminally ill, chief among them cancer and AIDS patients. And this has yet to happen - not one single appetite-stimulating puff for one single wasting patient, no matter how excruciating and life-threatening his or her medical condition. And this will never happen, because this is a promise the government never intended to honour. May I offer my services? I can fail to honour a humanitarian, merciful promise far more cheaply. For a mere $1 million, I will not provide marijuana to desperately ill and suffering Canadians. Robert Merkin, Northampton, Massachusetts (Such the humanitarian.) - --- MAP posted-by: Beth