Pubdate: Sun, 11 May 2003 Source: New York Daily News (NY) Copyright: 2003 Daily News, L.P. Contact: http://www.nydailynews.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/295 Author: Helen Kennedy, Daily News Washington Bureau Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/people/Bill+Bennett (Bennett, Bill) THE JOKE'S ON MR. MORALITY Bennett's Slot Woes May Make Virtue A Tough Sell Bill Bennett WASHINGTON -- A general in the culture wars is caught doing something legal but embarrassing. His supporters cringe. Gleeful opponents rejoice. Comedians go to town. Ordinarily, morality czar William Bennett would be all over TV, twisting the knife, scoffing at privacy arguments and wagging his finger at lesser mortals. Except this time, it was Bennett who was exposed. Since Washington Monthly and Newsweek magazines detailed his $8 million in slot machine losses, Bennett has been very quiet amid a flood of cackling editorials on the "wagers of sin" and Jay Leno jokes about Gambino family values. His only comment was that his gambling days were over - in a statement issued right after his wife, Elayne, gave an interview leaving the distinct impression she was stunned by the monumental scale of his losses. He had one public appearance last week, speaking to Rotarians in Green Bay, Wis. It was at a hotel-casino. A spokeswoman for Oneida Bingo & Casino said she wouldn't be able to comment on whether Bennett availed himself of the slots. Painful Laughter Bennett did nothing illegal, and most people outside the religious right don't consider gambling sinful. But the flap may cripple Bennett in another sense: People are laughing at him now, and nothing punctures a sermon as effectively as a snicker. Sex columnist Dan Savage is selling a $10 deck of playing cards featuring Bennett's mug, suggesting they be distributed throughout Nevada so people would recognize Bennett if he stepped into a casino. The cards have a drawing of a scowling Bennett under the words, "If you see me gambling, please alert my wife." Noting that Bennett used the address of his conservative foundation on casino forms, one Washington insider chuckled, "What if he couldn't cover his debts? Do Moose and Rocco show up at the door of Empower America looking to break some legs?" The glee was palpable - and widespread, judging from the torrent of letters to the editor in newspapers across the country - at the discovery that Bennett had a shameful secret, after his years of condemning the personal failings of single parents, working mothers, divorced people, gays and anyone else who doesn't meet his standards. Supporters point out that Bennett has never criticized gambling - which proves he's not a hypocrite. Detractors argue that lambasting every vice but your own is pretty hypocritical in itself. Gambling guru John Grochowski, author of "The Video Poker Answer Book," calculated that if Bennett recycled his winnings from the machines, it would take him 800 to 1,600 hours of continuous play to squander $8 million. "That's a lot of play," he said. "It takes a lot of money to lose this much money." Bennett could absorb the huge losses because, so far, the virtue business has been lucrative for him. He commands $50,000 per speech and probably makes 30 or 40 a year, an income of about $2 million on top of his book royalties and triple-figure salary from the conservative Heritage Foundation. But there are two startling new images of him that may cut into his speech making. One is of the morality maven sitting alone in the wee hours, pumping tokens into a slot as waitresses in short skirts flit by with free drinks and piped-in soft rock mingles with the rings and blings of the casino din. Hungry For Jackpot At Caesar's Palace in Atlantic City, Bennett obsessively played a $500-a-spin slot machine tucked away in the high-limit room, trying to get a trio of sevens to line up right for a half-million dollar jackpot. Video of him at the slots, looking like he'd been up all night, shot on the day former President Bill Clinton's impeachment trial began, aired on "Inside Edition" last week. The other is the thought of the author of "The Book of Virtues" living the high life in Vegas, where the swanky Bellagio casino laid on free limos, ringside fight seats and a $6,000-a-night villa with 24-hour butler, chef, private pool and spa. The Presbyterian Lay Committee, a conservative organization that featured Bennett at its national meeting, called the news "a tremendous shock." The committee said "his protestations that gambling have never been a moral issue with him" sound like the moral relativism Bennett despises and "evade responsibility for his actions." Several conservative groups, such as Concerned Women for America, urged him to get help. Ken Connor, president of the Family Research Council, scolded the scold. "As the nation's leading critic of America's virtue deficit, Mr. Bennett, like it or not, bears a greater burden regarding his personal conduct than the average citizen." 'A Cancer On The Soul' James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, said he was praying for his fellow morals crusader. Calling gambling "a cancer on the soul of the nation," he praised Bennett for vowing to quit "what appears to be a gambling addiction." Bennett has insisted he is not compulsive, that he has won as well as lost and is "pretty close to even" - a statement widely scoffed at by experts. "In the short term, anybody can win," Grochowski said. "But if you keep playing and keep playing, the house will take its percent." Fudging the truth about gambling winnings is considered a major warning sign by experts on compulsive gambling. Bennett's spokesman wouldn't say if his boss is going to seek professional help, saying it was a private matter. Slot machines - and especially video poker machines, which Bennett also favored - are the hardest to give up. "Poker machines, they're the worst for addiction," said University of Nevada at Las Vegas Prof. Bill Thompson. "Gamblers Anonymous says only one in 10 can stay away for a year," Thompson said. Bennett may be tough enough to do it. When he became drug czar in the first Bush administration, he successfully kicked a two-pack-a-day Marlboro habit. And if he slips and sneaks into a casino, someone is guaranteed to drop a dime to "Crossfire." - --- MAP posted-by: Jackl