Pubdate: Tue, 20 May 2003 Source: Toronto Star (CN ON) Copyright: 2003 The Toronto Star Contact: http://www.thestar.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/456 Author: Thomas Walkom FAWNING ON U.S. SERVES NO USE When he refused to join President George W. Bush's illegal war against Iraq, Prime Minister Jean Chretien did this nation proud. But since then, Chretien and his government have been falling over themselves to convince the Bushites they didn't mean it -- in a manner so fawningly obsequious that it is hard to be anything other than desperately embarrassed. Chretien began the process by pronouncing that the Bush war (illegal under the United Nations charter) was justified -- a curious position that undercut his own decision not to join in. Canadians were then treated to the spectacle of Bush hireling Paul Cellucci, ostensibly the U.S. ambassador to this country, traipsing around Canada trying to deliberately stir up opposition to his host government's position on the war. Cellucci's blatant interference in Canadian affairs was unconscionable. Had Canada's envoy to Washington done anything similar, he would have been summarily hoofed -- as well he should have been. But not here. Here the federal government snivelled. Alberta Premier Ralph Klein and Ontario's own Ernie Eves enthusiastically backed a foreign power against their own country (a position which in the U.S. would have been treated, again properly, as akin to treason). The media were almost as bad, treating the Cellucci story not as gross foreign interference (which it was) but as a legitimate warning from Canada's oberfuhrer in Washington that we had best mind our manners. Now comes Canada's about-face on Star Wars (oops, sorry, we're not allowed to call it that) and Justice Minister Martin Cauchon's cap-in-hand trip to Washington to plead for this country's right to set its own laws on marijuana possession. Star Wars II, or what the Bushites call missile defence, is part of the American right's ongoing obsession to protecting the U.S. from non-existent threats -- in this case, long-range intercontinental ballistics from so-called rogue states that do not possess such weaponry. At one level, it is a straightforward jobs-for-the-boys military boondoggle. At another, it is a prelude to the Bushites' stated aim of militarizing outer space to better perform what the U.S. defence establishment likes to call "constabulary duties" against nations that dare defy American wishes. Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Bill Graham knows this full well. He is no fool. But he and others in the cabinet -- as well as Liberal dauphin Paul Martin -- seem to think by backing Star Wars II they will appease the notoriously bad-tempered Bush, still in a snit over Canada's Iraq rebuff. Oh yes, and they've apparently chewed out Heritage Minister and Liberal leadership candidate Sheila Copps for referring to Star Wars as Star Wars. Bad optics, we're told. Graham and the other Star War converts use diverse rationalizations: The Americans are going to do it anyway; the Russians don't care so why should we; it is better to be "at the table" than away from it. But as many have pointed out (former Liberal foreign minister Lloyd Axworthy and former Liberal defence minister Paul Hellyer being the most recent), there is little advantage to being at the table when you're just the busboy. Finally, we have Cauchon and the marijuana debacle. At one level, the Chretien government's decision to decriminalize marijuana possession is a solution in search of a problem. In much of Canada, police don't even bother arresting people for mere possession. In Vancouver, for instance, the cannabis cafes operate openly; uniformed police officers wander in and out, as stoned patrons smoke huge spliffs. Where possession cases do go to court, some are thrown out. Of those who are convicted, many are given absolute discharges. In short, decriminalization -- while it may rationalize the current system - -- is hardly a radical step. Still, it is our sovereign right to take that step -- or not to take it, if that is what Parliament decides. It is not up to a foreign power. Conversely, if the Americans want to close the border because Vancouver police are ticketing potheads rather than just ignoring them, that is their sovereign right -- foolish perhaps, but theirs, nonetheless. By crawling to Washington to beg intercession -- for a bill that even Parliament has not seen -- Cauchon confused these two sovereignties. He was not being prudent. He was being craven. Frankly, I wish the federal government would just stop toadying. Driven by the twin disasters of Sept. 11 and George W., the U.S. has embarked on its own course in the world. There is nothing Canada or any other country can do to appease the Americans, so we might as well not bother. Canadian business moguls can kowtow all they want. If Washington sees fit, it will still stop all trucks at the border. So let's just get on with our own country. We are capable of making our own mistakes. It seems silly -- and humiliating -- to insist on helping the Americans make theirs. - --- MAP posted-by: Jay Bergstrom