Pubdate: Thu, 08 Jan 2004 Source: Westender (Vancouver, CN BC) Section: Opinion Copyright: 2004 WestEnder Contact: http://www.westender.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1243 2003'S RIGHTS AND WRONGS The B.C. Civil Liberties Association has just issued one of the most disturbing-and entertaining-reminders that civil rights should never be taken for granted. Looks like a lot of people aren't too clear on the subject. The BCCLA awarded its annual brickbats and bouquets to many we want to forget-and others we'd like to remember. The group reminds us that if former Immigration Minister Denis Coderre had his way, we'd all be carrying around compulsory identification cards. Who else got a figurative slap to the head for civil-rights silliness? Lawyer Ian Donaldson, for one, who represents Constable Brandon Steele (one of the Stanley Park Six) for calling the police officers' victims "part of a plague." Well, then, that justifies a beating, doesn't it? Then there was John Moffatt, a principal with the North Vancouver school district who banned all teaching on the Middle East after he got one complaint. More brickbats went to the Richmond school board (surveillance cameras in washrooms: hello, George Orwell). Alliance MP Larry Spencer gets a hoot and holler and a kick in the pants for crying out for the criminalization of gay sex, since homosexuals are, after all, "pedophiles who are actively out to seduce and recruit school-age boys." Ugh. Enough of the downers. What about the good guys? There were plenty of civil-rights heroes in 2003, including rookie cop Troy Peters, who blew the whistle on the Stanley Park Six; Langara College librarian Judy Kornfeld, who defied the Langara student government and opened a room on campus for an Israeli-Arab to speak on the Israeli-Palestinian crisis. Finally, one move we may not have heard much about was made by police chief Jamie Graham, mayor Larry Campbell and Inspector Ken Frail. Together, they instituted a "do not respond" rule, Canada's first-ever policy of its kind. The move assures drug users that only medical personnel-not police officers-will respond to emergency calls of drug overdoses. As the BCCLA notes, "drug users present at overdoses were fearful of calling for assistance because police might respond and lay criminal charges against them." A small step, but a big humanitarian move for the city. Cashing In At The Cave Steve-o, the star of MTV's Jackass show and movie, was in Vancouver Monday night at the Cave, the former Rage/86th Street club at the Plaza of Nations. For a jammed-to-the-rafters house, the man displayed great skill in cutting open his tongue with a broken beer bottle, pouring fresh-squeezed lime juice into his eyes, snorting a small mountain of salt and puking it up, bashing several beer cans onto his own skull, getting roars of approval with hollow pro-Canada rally cries and, yes, stapling his nut-sack to his leg. Fans lined up outside the club hours before the 11:30 p.m. show, which lasted about an hour. Roughly 1,000 people paid $27 each to be there, and consumed what appeared to be eight drinks each. According to our calculations, that's $67,000 total profit for all involved, including performers, show promoters and bar owners. That's a significant amount of cash being shelled out for such brainless, gutter-level hooliganism, yes? 'Bad Year' For Medicinal Pot Despite the relatively progressive moves made this year by the federal government, a group called Canadians for Safe Access says 2003 was a bad year for the country's medicinal cannabis patients. "This year has seen both Health Canada and provincial courts continue to ignore the very real plight of Canada's critically and chronically ill," states a Dec. 29 fax from the CSA, which hopes that incoming Health Minister Pierre Pettigrew will show "more compassion" than his predecessor. The CSA's presser goes on to list the year's top five "most grievous events in medicinal cannabis." Most interesting is the item that details how Health Canada-approved pot flunked a CSA-sponsored test. The results showed the government's weed to be weaker than advertised-three per cent THC, as opposed to the claim of 10 per cent. The cannabis was also high in dangerous heavy metals such as arsenic and lead. In disgust, recipients of the weed returned it to Health Canada. Smart move. - --- MAP posted-by: Beth Wehrman