Pubdate: Tue, 13 Jan 2004 Source: Student Printz, The (MS Edu) Copyright: 2004 The Student Printz Contact: http://www.printz.usm.edu/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/2404 Author: Lane Russell DRUG USE NOT A DESIRABLE QUALITY IN SUCCESSFUL PROFS Kenneth Evans, in his Dec. 4 article ("Just say' No' to faculty drug tests"), postulates that "drugs and academia are like milk and cookies," that "a few coked-to-the-gills computer scientists may not be a bad thing," and that "if you haven't hallucinated your way through the mimetic web of meanings I'm in your class to hear you untangle, then it just might be that I'm not getting a top-of-the-line education." Mr. Evans' opinion makes me wonder who has been putting what in his milk and cookies. For one thing, I don't recall drugs having much influence on academia - the limited usefulness of drugs has been mainly in the field of the arts. For another, I won't waste my time with anyone who can't think "differently" on their own, without the use of chemicals. If they have nothing worth saying sober, then coking them up won't help at all. There is one group that benefits greatly from Mr. Evans' viewpoint: the United States government. The drug trade is a vast resource of non-declared income, for both the criminal and the government. Without customers for their illicit product, drug traders would have no business, and without the business, the government could not profit from its few isolated drug raids. So keep snorting, toking, shooting and 'basing, because every puff, shot or line is another dollar in Uncle Sam's pocket. I would oppose faculty drug testing because I believe that our faculty has the wisdom and understanding to choose the right alternative for themselves. I would not encourage faculty drug use. I would trust no professor that felt that drug use was a necessary part of their job, and would work to have that member dismissed from their post as a danger to themselves and their students. Lane Russell sophomore political science - --- MAP posted-by: Larry Seguin