Pubdate: Thu, 09 Sep 2004 Source: View Magazine (Hamilton, CN ON) Copyright: 2004 View Magazine Contact: http://www.viewmag.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/2393 Author: Terry Ott COPS SHOULD BUTT OUT "Hey, they're busting nuns, man. Man that's cold blooded." Chong to Cheech, as the cops roust the Sisters QUESTION: How many Hammer cops does it take to arrest an elderly woman having a toot in the Up In Smoke cafe? ANSWER: Evidently, in this grim and loathing town, at least three. Surely, famed narco nut Sgt. Stadenko's mantra to all cops that "the better the bust, the bigger the boost," could not possibly apply in the sad case of Jean Cooper, 73, who was Up in Smoke's unfortunate official first arrest. Co-owner Ryan Clark showed me video of Ms. Cooper's bust, and although her take-down made all of the local mainstream media, what was not well known was that Ms. Cooper--who presntly resdies at the YWCA--was so freaked out by her encounter with Hamilton's finest, she departed the scene in an ambulance for a check up at a local hospital. Clark said that there have been four visits by the coppers, on consecutive days beginning Aug. 30 usually around 4pm-a time Clark referred to as "stoner's tea time"--which resulted in two arrests. Clark showed me exclusive video of the bust of a Mac student and his girlfriend, charged with simple possession, as well as another attempted arrest that was aborted after the accused produced a federal medical marijuana use exemption card. Clark said that the student and his girlfriend were "pretty upset," about the bust--blaming Up in Smoke for their arrest-and Clark said he believed the student planned to plead guilty to a charge of simple possession and get it over with. Now, I've never claimed that the local cops are rocket scientists, but in the case of Up in Smoke, the blue boys appear to be following an ingenious strategy. Just as in boxing the credo of "kill the body, and the head will die," is mostly true, so is "bust the heads, and the store will close," in upstart Mary Jane cafes. So I put the obvious question to co-owner Chris Goodwin: are the cops trying to scare the shit out of Up in Smoke's customers, which will effectively shut the store down? "That's exactly what they're doing," claimed Goodwin, as we sat for an interview at one of the half-dozen tables in the cafe, most containing an ashtray with several leftover roaches. "And I didn't think they were going to use that tactic, it was nothing I anticipated, using pressure tactics to intimidate customers. And they are openly saying that they are not even after me and Ryan," said Goodwin. Hamilton's apparent equivalent to Sgt. Stadenko, detective Mike Thomas, who is tasked with controlling the vice and drug rackets around these parts, did not respond to a list of e-mailed questions, including a point blank query as to Goodwin's charges of "pressure tactics" to force the cafe out of business. However, Bob Bratina, running for Ward 2 councilor, took the time to actually go down to Up in Smoke and sit down with Clark and Goodwin. In an e-mail interview afterwards, Bratina said that "after a month or so, we should have a very good handle on the real impact of this business, and how council should deal with it, and I will take the lead." However, Bratina did add that from what he can gather, the reaction to Up in Smoke from local businesses has been mostly negative, and opined that perhaps being located right downtown is too "in your face" for the local powers that be. Others have a different take. When I was in the cafe, I spoke to Ray, 35, and his wife, Joanne, 46, who are HIV positive, possess medical exemption cards and use marijuana to treat a variety of symptoms from their life-threatening illness. "It's about time, and a long time coming," said Ray when asked for his opinion of Up in Smoke. "We (still) have to go Toronto to pick up our medical supplies (but) for these gentlemen to step up and do this, I love them." And the constant police presence at Up in Smoke will not deter Ray and Joanne, who both bear the scars of their disease. "I'm not worried, we're not doing anything wrong," added Joanne, who also said she and her husband had been in the cafe every day since it opened. While I was in the cafe, a heavy-set young man who may in fact have been a police officer entered and filled out the requisite membership and waiver form, then sat down at a table and began toking from a joint. After asking Clark if he could look around the store, the man left and Clark remarked that the new "customer" was most likely "major undercover," and had been doing a little recon for the fuzz. There is almost a siege mentality surrounding Up in Smoke--which issued a manifesto-like press release entitled "Day 15" late last week--in that Goodwin and Clark are almost resigned to something not so pleasant happening to them, such as getting busted and thrown in the can. Yet these two energetic young guys are true believers in the cannabis culture, vowing to fight to stay in business, and receive certification from the federal government as a compassion society, which should allow them to provide marijuana products to their customers, who are legally entitled to smoke weed for medical reasons. But in the meantime, Clark and Goodwin are hoping that the cops don't bogart this joint. - --- MAP posted-by: Richard Lake