Pubdate: Thu, 14 Oct 2004
Source: Mirror (CN QU)
Copyright: 2004 Communications Gratte-Ciel Ltee
Author: Bruce Bryson
Bookmark: (Cannabis - Canada)


Pot makes people murderous ["Blame Mary Jane," Oct. 7]? It must be this new 
strain of killer weed everyone's been talking about. M-16 or whatever. Come 
to think of it, as soon as I finish this bag of Doritos, I might go out and 
join those red-eyed crazies.

Ever since I got stoned and masturbated in '98, I've had horrendously hairy 
palms. This has led to a life of relative isolation in which I've done 
little but smoke more pot and play Grand Theft Auto, further propelling my 
violent urges. Please note: I also listen to heavy metal music.

I hereby urge all my fellow potheads to maybe get some food and eventually 
lift themselves off their couches, go outside and destroy--if, that is, 
marijuana hasn't turned you into a chronic psycho killer already.

Bruce Bryson
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