Pubdate: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 Source: Anchorage Press (AK) Copyright: 2004 Anchorage Publishing, Inc. Contact: http://www.anchoragepress.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/3078 Note: Flashlight is the editorial, OPED and LTE section of this newspaper Cited: Proposition 2 ( www.yeson2alaska.com ) Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/people/Loren+Leman (Loren Leman) Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/pot.htm (Cannabis) FLASHLIGHT LETTER LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR LOREN LEMAN 550 W 7th Ave, Suite 1700 Anchorage, AK 99501 Dear, Lt. Governor Leman, As you might have heard, the Anchorage Press is looking to fill an upcoming vacancy. Tony Hopfinger, our current Editor and Chief of Staff, is returning to a life of writing. We're gonna need a real bulldog with writing and editing experience to fill the size-12 Teva sandals he'll leave behind. This presents an opportunity for you. Because of all the news your office has been making lately about its use of the written word, Wev Shea, for one, believes you should resign as Lt. Governor. If you do end up resigning over the mess caused by your administration's editing and writing on the upcoming ballot, you could come edit our paper. That would kick ass! We think you're qualified because you refused to bow down to pressure from citizens who thought your office mangled language in their ballot initiatives. In the case of Proposition 4, the initiative to remove the governor's ability to fill a vacant U.S. Senate seat with an appointee, you waited until the state Superior Court forced you to revise the initiative's language. That's exactly the kind of take-no-prisoners approach we appreciate. Plus, that tells us you're familiar with the re-write process. A good editor also knows how to write, and it seems you're capable at that too. Your office drafted the opposition statement to Proposition 2, the initiative to decriminalize marijuana, then got a local doctor to tweak it and sign it. Your chief of staff was forced to write the opposition statement because you couldn't find anyone to write a cogent version before the deadline. Flashlight is always under deadline. We like that you decided the deadline was more important than a conflict of interest, and we like the proactive way you handled the situation. Flashlight hereby invites you to apply to be our editor. If you've got the balls to fight the Superior Court, you've got enough to lead us. You'll have to apply like everyone else; we can't just give you the job. If you do apply, there's one thing you should know before accepting the job. We can't just re-print the entire paper if we make a mistake like you can a ballot. But, what the heck, it's not like we're trying to fill a vacant Senate seat or anything. We're just trying to fill the news-hole. Hi-Ho, Flashlight - --- MAP posted-by: Richard Lake