Pubdate: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 Source: Sun Chronicle (Attleboro, MA) Copyright: 2004 Sun Chronicle Contact: http://www.thesunchronicle.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/3184 Author: Betsy Shea-Taylor, Columnist THIS LAWYER NEEDS TO QUIT HIS BELLYACHING OVER MARIJUANA Feeling poorly at 3 in the morning? Call Paul Clement, the Bush administration's top court lawyer. "One aspirin, Paul, or two?" Clement is the administration's top gun in the showdown to prohibit medical marijuana use by patients who have a doctor's recommendation. Hey, thought that's a judgment call for MDs, not JDs. "Smoked marijuana really doesn't have any future in medicine," Clement was quoted during the swirl of debate last week as the Supreme Court timidly took up the question: Is it OK or not? One of these days we'll look back in nostalgia at something called "doctor." That will be the era when the afflicted are finally instructed by a coterie of non-medical "experts" to phone up insurance company reps, medical risk assessment groups and government big wigs for advisories on handling everything from the flu to cancer. It's the day when the theater manager flicks on the lights over the heart attack victim in the third row and hollers "Is there an attorney in the house?" Supreme Court justices have been considering whether sick people in 11 states with medical marijuana laws can get around a federal ban on pot. That was reported last week by Associated Press. The same ad nausea arguments against this option have been mounted repeatedly despite what some see as the potential for marijuana -- in controlled situations -- to help the critically ill overcome nausea and pain and, by extension, ease their suffering. Here's the big fret by dissenters: Pot laws would be weakened. What a heap of you-know-what. Doctors routinely prescribe thousands of drugs that are illegal if sold on the streets -- as many are. They include powerful pain killers such as OxyContin, which has become a drug of choice in pharmacy hold-ups. And Paul Clement is exorcised that an RX for a few puffs of weed by someone suffering from cancer or AIDS is going to bring about the fall of the empire? His precious time would surely be far better spent trying to figure out why this country's elderly have to hop the bus for travel into Canada to buy prescription drugs that cost them the month's food budget when purchased here. Marijuana use carries risks. Everyone knows that. So do a host of prescription drugs that have received the imprimatur of our own Food & Drug Administration. Just look at those television ads of delighted consumers in breezy countryside family portraits extolling panaceas for mundane complaints - -- drugs that may also cause side effects from blood clots to sudden death. Lots of prescription drugs have been recalled because they turn out to be dangerous in ways that were not foreseen, or reported. Just last week, the Journal of the American Medical Association editorialized that the country's government overview of drug safety is flawed. Too much reliance, it said, is placed on self-report of risks and benefits by the pharmaceutical companies. Well, seems to me that Mr. Clement has far more pressing issues awaiting his expertise than being a pain the grass -- abetting the withholding of aid for the desperately ill who just want a little help from their friends, their family doctors. - --- MAP posted-by: Derek