Pubdate: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 Source: Scotland On Sunday (UK) Copyright: 2005 The Scotsman Publications Ltd. Contact: http://www.scotlandonsunday.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/405 Author: Peter Martell HEROIN'S CHIC - ASK ANYONE ON FRASERBURGH'S STREETS THE queues would wind themselves along the pavement, from Justrite clothes shop on the high street all the way down to the caravan site by Fraserburgh bay. If it were to stretch any further they'd be rolling up their trousers and paddling in the icy North Sea. And they would, you know; the locals would be falling over themselves to bag their place in line for the ultimate in druggie design. "Roll up, Roll up", the P&J seller would be yelling from outside Morning, Noon & Night. "New stock, jist arrived - Heroin Chic, it's the spik o' the Broch." What, since becoming a lowlander, I now refer to as the talk of the town. Heroin is back in fashion - the people who are in fashion are telling us so and who are we to doubt them? Just as long as we don't mention anyone with real lives and real problems, it'll all be okay. Don't go bothering them with your tales of torn communities, ruined lives and wasted opportunities. It's just sooo unsexy. Your opinion and lifestyle choices apparently mean nothing these days unless they march uniformly under the niche, heroin chic-friendly banner currently being waved by every Pete, Kate and Harry within a sniff of Soho Square. In case your week has been spent leading a life of God-fearing Presbyterian righteousness, you really should know that the tabloids have been hanging on the words of heroin's latest front of house, ex-Libertines singer Pete Doherty, like hungry chicks in a nest. Worryingly last week, researchers at Glasgow Caledonian University were in danger of fanning the flames. Having surveyed 126 long-term heroin users, their conclusion suggested that heroin could be taken without wrecking one's life. Doherty has, from the outset of his fame all of three years ago, perpetuated the notion that a place in the rock 'n' roll hall of fame is only guaranteed when visually aided by the gaunt-faced, sweaty, ramshackle look of drug addiction. He can't get enough of the stuff, and neither apparently can we of his access-all-areas habit. In the space of one week alone, Doherty has reportedly been at death's door, returned to rehab, proposed marriage to Kate Moss, been planning a new life in St Petersburg and managed to get himself arrested for blackmail and robbery. Phew! You can see why he needs the drugs, can't you. It's hard work being heroin's poster boy. At least Lou Reed and Kurt Cobain chose to use their talent to build a career. The rockers just happened to be heroin addicts too. It is a shame that Doherty hasn't studied his forefathers more closely as he is evidently not as well equipped for the fame game as they. Without the heroin addiction, he's a nobody, or at least nobody interesting enough to get such acreage of press, and that appears to be his aim. If the lad is as narcissistic as he appears to be, then among the columns of well-orchestrated self publicity he will be studying in his white cell this weekend, he might stumble across the accompanying news that the new head of Scotland Yard is on a mission to crack down on weekend cocaine consumers. Now, heroin and cocaine are very different drugs. Cocaine has become the preserve of the middle-classes who like to party and hold down a hectic lifestyle. That doesn't make it okay, just not quite as resolute as heroin in its ability to fast-track it's followers straight on to the mortuary slab. Cocaine users would make up a large part of the circles in which Doherty mingles. It is not automatic that they become heroin users, but if their main source of fun is about to be clamped, it surely won't be long before they too realise how thoroughly unentertaining the man is. If he is left in any doubt about what he has done, rather than jump on the first flight to Russia when he re-enters the real world, Doherty should save himself a few hundred quid and catch a lift to Fraserburgh. I'm sure he would have a grand old time revelling in the glory of those who know his plight. Those that aren't laid out behind the closed doors of the local pub, unable to afford a comfortable week's rehab. The ones who aren't cowering from the memories of samurai sword attacks taking place in broad daylight on the town's streets over drug vendettas a few years back. If there is someone not too busy keeping their head down and trying to rebuild a community which has been ravaged by heroin and its smothering by-products of crime and poverty for more than a decade, then I'm sure they could think of nothing they'd rather spend their afternoon doing. "Och, come away in Pete. Would you like a cuppa? Now, sit yourself down and tell us all about your struggles. Because we just can't seem to turn our problems into quite the career opportunity you have." - --- MAP posted-by: SHeath(DPFFLorida)