Pubdate: Fri, 07 Jul 2006 Source: Palm Beach Post, The (FL) Copyright: 2006 The Palm Beach Post Contact: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/333 LIMBAUGH'S DISFUNCTION The criminal justice system continues to treat Rush Limbaugh with the fairness that he claims the system denies him. Last week, the Palm Beach County State Attorney's Office correctly concluded that Mr. Limbaugh broke no law by having 29 Viagra pills that were for him but had been prescribed in someone else's name. That decision spares the talk-show host any problems related to his earlier deal with the state attorney's office on a doctor-shopping charge for prescription pain relievers. In both cases, prosecutors stuck to the law and acted professionally. Mr. Limbaugh, though, remains a serial offender when it comes to hypocrisy. On his show, he will embellish or invent any presumed weakness that might embarrass someone he dislikes. But he didn't want it on the record that he needs an erectile-dysfunction drug. Similarly, when he entered treatment for drug addiction in October 2003, he told his audience that he had tried to "always be honest with you and open about my life." Yet, he had gone through rehab twice before that without being "open about my life." Finally, the Palm Beach resident filed his December 2004 divorce in Key West, 220 miles from the Palm Beach County Courthouse, because it was "more convenient" and tried to keep the case sealed. On Wednesday, the self-absorbed Mr. Limbaugh was blaming the federal agents for confiscating the Viagra as part of some vast left-wing conspiracy tied to the 2006 and 2008 elections. The self-proclaimed "truth detector" would rather tell a good story than "be honest." - --- MAP posted-by: Beth Wehrman