Pubdate: Sat, 01 Sep 2007
Source: Chico Enterprise-Record (CA)
Copyright: 2007 The Media News Group
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Author: Kirk Muse

ACORNS WORTH MILLIONS

Dear Editor:

I'm writing about: "Marijuana potential value more than $100 million" 
(8-30-07).

Based upon the formula the police use for valuing pot they confiscate 
in pot busts, the jar of acorns I have is worth several million 
dollars. All I have to do is plant the acorns and wait 50 years for 
the acorns to grow into huge oak trees. Then harvest the oak trees 
and use the lumber to make expensive oak furniture.

Kirk Muse
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