Pubdate: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 Source: Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, VA) Copyright: 2007 The Virginian-Pilot Contact: http://www.pilotonline.com Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/483 Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/topics/Bong+Hits+4+Jesus (Bong Hits 4 Jesus) A TIPSY ARGUMENT ON FREE SPEECH The First Amendment of the Constitution, among other things, protects the rights of Americans to say and write what they want, generally without fear of government interference. That the Founding Fathers - facing prosecution by the crown for their words - would try to protect free speech and press is no surprise. They saw such expression as central to a healthy dialogue, and a sober dialogue as central to a strong democracy. Generally, the courts have extended that protection to things far beyond the political realm - even to pornography. With the exception of the Supreme Court's recent ruling about "Bong Hits 4 Jesus," the general trend has been to widen the right to free expression, even when the speech is stupid. Which it no doubt is, late on a Friday or a Saturday, at almost every bar and nightclub on the planet. Conversations are probably also boring, when they're not profane or dirty. Not long ago, the owners of six nightclubs at the Oceanfront and in Norfolk filed a federal suit attempting to broaden free speech protections to the drunken conduct of their patrons. They've sued the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board, claiming its rules against "noisy," "lewd" or "disorderly" conduct run afoul of the Constitution. This page is the first to defend the right of any American to say what he wants, no matter how stupid, so long as it doesn't harm anybody else. But defending the right of drunks to get rowdy and take off their clothes seems way beyond what even we understand as constitutionally protected speech. Such bottled "courage" is a given side-effect of alcohol's tendency to lower a drinker's inhibitions. And while freedom includes the right to do things both stupid and self-destructive, generally, freedom ends where it impinges on another person's rights, say, the folks who have to watch somebody vomit on the sidewalk or another somebody lift her shirt. Anyone who doesn't think alcohol encourages people to say and do things they regret either doesn't drink or doesn't speak or do anything. Indeed, bars sell drinks based on the ability of alcohol to lower inhibitions enough to allow people to do stuff they'll regret in the morning. That's a business model that has endured for centuries. But let's not pretend there's a constitutional right to the stupid things people do when they're drunk. To the lawyers who have brought this action, we say: Nice try, guys. Have another beer. - --- MAP posted-by: Derek