Pubdate: Fri, 12 Nov 2010
Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch (MO)
Copyright: 2010 St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Author: Bill McClellan

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF OUR STATE WENT TO POT

Would you like to see Missouri become a tourist destination?

It's possible. The door is open. The zany voters of California -- 
once again, they elected Gov. Moonbeam -- voted not to legalize pot. 
What were they thinking? What were they smoking?

Actually, that's it. They were smoking marijuana. You know who was 
against the proposition to legalize pot? The medical marijuana industry.

And why not? At the moment, they have the market cornered. 
Approximately 250,000 people have prescriptions. Some suffer from 
anxiety or insomnia. If each shares his or her legal pot with just 
one friend, that's half a million pot smokers.

That's de facto legalization. For everybody except tourists.

Which means Missouri can become the first state to offer tourists a joint.

I'd like to own a hotel if we did.

People will be swarming into the state to enjoy our sights. "Oh, man! 
Dig the Arch! It is so smooth!" Ted Drewes will have to get a 3 a.m. 
license. Our new breed of tourists will go crazy over concretes. "Oh, 
man! There is fruit in these things!"

Our Ozark streams, the grape stands along I-44, throwed rolls in 
Sikeston and all the rest of our state treasures will seem cool and 
hip when seen through the bloodshot eyes of our tourists.

I am kidding a little, but only a little.

This is something we should do. In the first place, we might as well 
recognize that legalization is coming. The California vote was fairly 
close. Forty-six percent of the voters said yes.

Already, the pro-legalization people are gearing up to try again in 
2012. Maybe they'll get it then. Maybe it will take another couple of 
years. But the trend is clear.

This is what we saw with medicinal pot. California was first, in 
1996. Since then, Alaska, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Vermont, Nevada, 
New Mexico, Michigan, Oregon, Washington, Rhode Island and 
Washington, D.C., passed similar laws.

These things start in California and move east. I saw it with blue 
sneakers. When I was a kid growing up in Chicago, sneakers came in 
two colors: black and white. One day a kid moved in from California. 
He wore blue sneakers. My friends and I thought it was the most 
ridiculous thing we had ever seen. Blue sneakers! Oh, how we laughed at him.

Within six months, we all had blue sneakers.

It's going to be the same with pot.

We have two choices. We can let California legalize pot in 2012 or 
2014 or 2016, and then we can eventually follow, or we can take the lead.

There is precedent for the latter. When Prohibition ended, who was 
ready? We were. That is, Anheuser-Busch was. The day Prohibition 
ended, August Busch Jr. read a proclamation on KMOX. "We're back!" 
The brewery sent a case of Budweiser to President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

For the next 75 years, we were the beer capital of the country, if 
not the world.

Of course, you can make a lot of good arguments against beer. It's a 
gateway drink. Most people who drink whiskey or gin started with 
beer. It's bad for kids. Show me a high school kid who drinks a lot 
of beer, and I'll show you a kid who is not doing well in school. 
Furthermore, some people drink beer and then drive.

You can make similar arguments against pot. I understand that, and I 
truly believe the world would be a better place if everybody got high on life.

But that is not reality. Many want to take the edge off the day by 
relaxing with some kind of intoxicant.

Right now, alcohol is the only legal choice. But that is changing. 
That was the message from California.

Missouri has embraced sin before in an effort to boost tourism. That 
was the case with legalized gambling. Cute little riverboats were 
going to cruise our rivers. It was all about tourism.

But we were late to the party. Other states already had casinos. You 
don't attract any tourists when you're the 12th state or the 25th 
state to offer something. Even being the second isn't so hot.

I was afraid California was going to beat us with marijuana. It did 
not. Opportunity knocks.

This is something our Legislature should work on. Republicans ought 
to embrace it. The Obama administration opposed the California 
proposition. Isn't that enough to make us want to do it? Down with 
the feds and their nanny state! Up with states' rights!

Somewhere in rural Missouri is the next August Busch. If we give free 
enterprise a chance, we might have another 75-year ride. A new Napa 
Valley. Taxes and jobs and tourism like we've never seen.

A pipe dream, you say? Sort of. 
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MAP posted-by: Richard Lake