Pubdate: Mon, 26 Mar 2012
Source: New York Daily News (NY)
Copyright: 2012 Daily News, L.P.
Contact:  http://www.nydailynews.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/295
Author: Al Franks

END THE PHONY-REEFER MADNESS

In addition to banning synthetic marijuana, we should ban tobacco, 
alcohol, bacon and doughnuts. Salt can cause health problems and, oh, 
yeah, how many of us are killed by automobiles? Every year, people 
drown in the ocean - maybe someone should fence off the Atlantic. And 
since the sun can cause cancer, a giant government shade could help. 
Thank goodness our dedicated elected officials look out for us.

Al Franks

Cedarhurst, L.I.:
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