Pubdate: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 Source: Morning News, The (Springdale, AR) Copyright: 2014 The Stephens Media Group Contact: http://www.nwaonline.net/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/835 Author: C. Eugene Buchanan Page: 49A GOT ANY COOKIES, BRO? It seems the Jason Rapert brain freeze spewed so much political humor that an equally humongous gaffe got by most people. The same time the Reverend Rapert was doing his thing, Supreme Leader Jerry Cox had an experienced police officer from Colorado come down to preach against all things pertaining to marijuana, pot, cannabis, hemp and chocolate chip cookies. (His 40 pounds of experience hung proudly over his belt.) The officer assured Jerry and all four of his followers that if Arkansas allowed medical marijuana, recreational marijuana, and two-for-one Ding Dong sales, this state would go to pot. (Sorry, could not pass on that one.) Jerry said Arkansas should not become the train wreck that Colorado has become. So, if I understand Jerry, if all of us in Arkansas do a few doobies, we will be able to get away from the bottom in all of the national rankings and land somewhere near where Colorado is ranked. But I wouldn't hold my breath. C. EUGENE BUCHANAN Benton