Pubdate: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 Source: San Jose Mercury News (CA) Copyright: 2014 San Jose Mercury News Contact: http://www.mercurynews.com/ Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/390 Author: Scott Herhold Page: 13 BLAME IT ON THE MAYOR OR FESS UP Editor's Note: A warning to literal readers: Not everything in this column is meant to be taken at face value. Expect an ironic comment or two. Or three. In all the hubbub over the June primary election, you might have missed the most intriguing story of Election Day -- the arrest of a 20-year San Jose police veteran on charges of accumulating a substantial amount of marijuana in a public storage locker. The officer, Son Hoai Vu, 42, is facing two felony counts of possession, one for sales and one for cultivation. He has been put on paid leave while the case is pending. News reports said the managers at his Public Storage locker at 475 Tully Road in San Jose unloaded his stuff when he fell behind on payments. Vu will undoubtedly offer his own explanations -- things like "what pot?," or "that belonged to my brother-in-law," or "hey, it was evidence in an old case." But in the interests of airing this matter fully, and bringing compassion to a difficult situation, let me suggest five alternative lines of defense: A) It was all Mayor Chuck Reed's fault. The mayor gets the blame for everything else, so he might as well shoulder this one. The San Jose police force is demoralized because of Reed's move to cut pensions and benefits. Cops are leaving for the exits faster than theater patrons when someone yells "fire." When you have a demoralized force that needs a few extra bucks, what happens? Well, officers figure the rules don't apply to them. And they're hard-pressed to pay their bills. B) The officer was involved in the "Weed for Votes" plan of the medical cannabis collectives. In this version, Son Vu was just a citizen doing his bit to help voter turnout. You may have read that marijuana collectives wanted to influence Tuesday's election by giving marijuana to patients who voted. Son Vu wanted to contribute for selfless reasons -- even though the pot recovered was classified as "shake," or end bits. C) To save money, Vu was staging his house for sale and needed to remove the dope. A subtler version of the Chuck-Reed-made-me-do-it defense. Any good real estate agent will tell you that you need to remove clutter to sell your house. What's the definition of unwanted stuff? A roomful of pot plants qualifies. How will buyers envisage a nursery for a 2-year-old amid a green sea of dope? D) Vu wanted to take a stand against the arbitrary rules the City Council is considering to restrict marijuana. The council deadlocked 5-5 over new rules in what seems to be a legislative version of the endless lawsuit in "Bleak House." No one understands it anymore. One restriction would have prohibited a marijuana collective within 1,000 feet of a school. Sure, Franklin School is across the street from Vu's locker. But do we really expect kids to wander over to smoke the officer's stash? E) The veteran officer was stupid. Admittedly, telling the truth is a risky defense. Vu should consider it anyway. By allegedly not paying his storage fees -- and thus causing the storage company to unload his locker and eventually call police -- Vu put at risk a pension that is worth at least $1 million to him over the course of a lifetime. If you figure he was paying $200 a month and was a couple of months behind, he was saving $400, less than half-a-percent of his lifetime payout. It's the definition of insanely stupid, right? What jury wouldn't have sympathy for a dope like that? - --- MAP posted-by: Jay Bergstrom