Pubdate: Wed, 06 Aug 2014
Source: Tulsa World (OK)
Copyright: 2014 World Publishing Co.
Contact:  http://www.tulsaworld.com/
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/463
Author: Ben Hoke
Page: A12

POT PERILS

"Hey, Jane." "Yes, Dick?" "Now that Oklahoma has legalized marijuana, 
let's go watch mother and father get high. Just think, Jane, in a few 
years we can join them and it will be a family thing."

"Gee, Dick, what a wonderful world."

"Just think, Jane, when the whole country legalizes pot, the drug 
cartels will have to lower their prices on the really hard drugs to 
compete with the marijuana."

"Gee, Dick, the whole country can get turned on and really drop out. 
What a wonderful country."

"Yes, Jane, and when we develop respiratory and psychological 
problems, we can use Oklahoma's state insurance program to help us. 
What a wonderful country.

"Hey, Jane, do you think Spot and Fluffy would like a brownie?"

Ben Hoke, Tulsa
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