Pubdate: Sat, 05 Dec 2015
Source: Tennessean, The (Nashville, TN)
Copyright: 2015 The Tennessean
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Author: Calvin Ruff

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU

Here we go.

No more beef or pork. Goodbye, cows and hogs.

Guns are the reason for all the violence. Goodbye, guns.

Pollution from cars is killing all of us. Goodbye, vehicles.

Wait, I have found some good news. I can go to several states and 
legally get marijuana.

Also, I can buy all the whiskey and beer I like.

No worries with either of those causing problems for anyone.

Life is getting crazy.

Calvin Ruff, Joelton 37080
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