Pubdate: Thursday, 14 Aug 1997 Source: 'Hour' magazine, a Montréal alternative weekly Contact: Charlie McKenzie The Mother of Murphy's Law by Charlie McKenzie It's still too early for dancing in the streets, but the verdict in 26year old Chris Clay's legal challenge to Canada's pot laws will be handed down in London, Ontario, today, (August 14). There have been similar, albeit unsuccessful efforts before, but a measure of tempered optimism prevails among Canada's promarijuana advocates that this time, the outcome could seriously dent 'Murphy's Law.' In 1995 hemp storeowner Clay was arrested for selling a small cannabis plant to an undercover officer. Rather than plead guilty, pay the fine, and accept a criminal record, he launched a fullscale constitutional challenge with the help of law professor Alan Young, and Toronto lawyer Paul Burstein, aimed at removing marijuana from the criminal code altogether. As the Clay case winds down and we anxiously await the verdict, a brief retrospect into the origins of these marijuana laws provide fodder for reflection . . . Each year 30,000 Canadians run afoul of the marijuana law, but few realise that it was authored by one Emily F. Murphy, whose shadow has lingered over the publicatlarge, and put a considerable number behind bars, for nearly 75 years. It began at the beginning of that most decadent of decades, the 1920s. All the bright young things were devouring F. Scott Fitzgerald, while at Columbia University, a 44year old scientist named Albert Einstein had just introduced time as the 4th dimension. Within a year it was a weekly newsmagazine. In 1923, Mrs. Murphy, then an Edmonton juvenile court judge and police magistrate, wrote a number of articles for Macleans magazine. Half a century later, Mr. Justice Gerald LeDain was prompted to write in his 1972 Royal Commission Report: "Public concern about nonmedical drug use was stimulated by a series of articles written by Emily Murphy, later in her book entitled The Black Candle. Using the pen name, 'Janey Canuck,' she described the evils of marijuana use in somewhat sensational terms." Sensational indeed. Mrs. Murphy claimed marijuana users were "nonwhite and nonChristian, wanting only to seduce white women." "Behind these dregs of humanity," she wrote, "is an international conspiracy of yellow and black drug pushers whose ultimate goal is the domination of the brightbrowed races of the world." Murphy based much of her findings on correspondence from LA Police Chief and rabid racist, Charles A. Jones, whom she quoted frequently: "Persons using this narcotic, smoke the dried leaves of the plant, which has the effect of driving them completely insane. The addicts lose all sense of moral responsibility and are immune to pain. While in this condition they become raving maniacs, liable to kill or indulge in any form of violence using the most savage methods of cruelty." "Under the influence of this narcotic," she wrote, "they are dispossessed of their natural and normal will power, and their mentality is that of idiots. If this drug is indulged in to any great extent, it ends in the untimely death of its addict." Driving her drivel further, she recounted a tale from the pages of an obscure dimestore diatribe, 'The Real Mexico,' by equally obscure hackwriter, Mr. Hamilton Fyfe: "They (Mexicans) madden themselves with 'Marahuana' (sic), which has strange and terrible effects. At El Paso recently, a peon came across the International Bridge firing a rifle at all and sundry. Much talk against the Americans and a dose of 'Marahuana' had decided him to invade the United States by himself. The bridgekeeper quickly put a bullet into the poor wretch." Today we'd find all of this a bit hard to swallow, but in 1923, it was quite palatable to our noted crackpot Prime Minister, William Lyon MacKenzieKing. But he had the added advantage of a crystal ball. Mr. Justice LeDain found that Murphy's articles were the sole reason marijuana wound up on the wrong side of the law. "A decision was made," he wrote in the Royal Commission, "without any scientific basis, nor even any real sense of social urgency, placing cannabis on the same basis as the opiate narcotics, and it has remained so to this day." The basic premise of 'Murphy's Law states that, 'whatever can go wrong, will go wrong,' so consider this: In 1923, marijuana smoking was relatively unknown in Canada. It had a variety of medicinal and industrial uses, but no one outside of a few jazz musicians used it to get stoned. Today, according to the RCMP, 5 million Canadians use it daily for no other purpose. If no one smoked it in 1923 when it was legal, and 5 million smoke it today when it's not, something's gone wrong. Ergo, Murphy's Law Politicians have promised marijuana reform for the past two decades. Each party in the House of Commons has at least one 'token pot promise' stashed away somewhere in their programs, but as MP John Nunziata once told me, "There's no votes in it." Which is why Chris Clay, et al, are counting on the courts and Charter of Rights to do what our politicians first promised then refused to do. They argue three points. The right to privacy, based on an Alaskan Court decision in 1975, which legalised pot smoking in private dwellings. Second, the right to bodily autonomy as outlined by the 1988 Canadian Supreme Court decision that overturned Canada's abortion laws. The final point concerns the arbitrary placement of cannabis in existing statutes. There is no evidence that marijuana is an addictive drug and laws prohibiting it are too broad and vague and are therefore invalid. While the outcome remains to be seen, should Chris Clay & Co. win the day, 'Janey Canuck' and MacKenzieKing will most assuredly be turning over in their graves. The rest of us will be dusting off our dancing shoes. Charlie McKenzie is a former leader of the Parti Rhinocéros, and chief political correspondent for Montréal's Hour magazine. He also heads 'The World Humour Project' for the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (Unesco)as part of Canada's contribution to the UN World Decade for Cultural Development.