Source: San Francisco Chronicle (CA) Contact: http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/ Copyright: 1998 San Francisco Chronicle Section: Page E10 Author: Jon Carroll Pubdate: 10 Nov 1998 THE ELECTIONS, A WEEK LATER THE GREAT THEOCRATIC tide isn't. The alleged emerging mass of ``value voters'' did not emerge. They may be vocal and they may be scary, but they're also winsome and wee. They got grumpy and they stayed home. They're not zealots after all; they're just like Americans. Who really won the election? Libertarians. They even elected a governor in Minnesota. I know Jesse Ventura is supposed to be a Ross Perot candidate, but look at his platform -- for abortion rights, for gay rights, for tax cuts, against school vouchers. That's not the giant sucking sound of prissy Ross; that's a secular libertarian talking. Ventura mused openly about legalizing drugs and prostitution. He didn't advocate those positions; he merely wondered whether they might not have some merit. I like a world in which the thinkers-out-loud get elected. Ventura got lots of young voters; he may be considered the first Gen X candidate to win high office. I have seen the future, and it wants to be left alone. What else? People want to be free to gamble. Gambling won everywhere it was proposed; it was a factor in the Democratic gubernatorial victories in Alabama and South Carolina. The Christian Coalition is against gambling because it's sinful. Sin ain't working just now. The electorate felt no urge to punish that big sinner in the White House, either. Libertarians aren't big on sin. They're big on freedom and personal morality. OTHER STUFF. FIRST: The electorate is way ahead of its government on this war-on-drugs thing. They see the hypocrisy that the government keeps missing. The people understand drugs because the people take drugs. Only politicians pretend that they don't take drugs. Most people take only legal drugs; they understand the nature of their actions, though. And the people want marijuana to be legalized for medical purposes. Period. The congressional Republicans, in a particularly shameful act, refused to let the ballots be counted in Washington, D.C., because they're afraid medical marijuana will win there, too. The GOP really is a bunch of putzheads. The party says it's for small government, then it uses the tyrannical power of government to interfere with counting the ballots. Get with the program, folks; you've abandoned your libertarian base, and it's beginning to hurt. As for the Democrats -- it's time for the Clinton administration to rein in its damn drug czar and decriminalize marijuana. It is what the people want. ALSO, THE PEOPLE are still in favor of a woman's right to choose. They always have been; the religious right keeps thinking that it's just a matter of education. But even with the scare phrase ``partial birth,'' voters in two states remained staunchly pro-choice. I understand that this is a complicated moral issue. I understand that reasonable people can disagree on this matter. It should be a tough issue; the decision to terminate a pregnancy should not be trivialized. It's time to refocus the conversation. The issue is unwanted children. The solution is complete access to birth control. If people took responsibility for the consequences of their sexual behavior, then the abortion rate would drop steeply -- which is a goal the pro-life people cherish. Is there a way for the sundry groups that care about children to come together on this issue? I understand there are theological problems, but what this election means, I think, is that people are impatient with theological roadblocks to the solution of social problems. And the pro-life people need to do something about the assassins in their midst. There's been too much silence about the killing of doctors; too much ``Hey, not my fault.'' Blame is not the point. The only people who have a chance of reaching the maniacs with bombs and sniper rifles are the responsible pro-life leaders. Sure it's hard. The whole thing is hard. Do it anyway. So gather up your jackets, move to the exits, I hope you have found Surprise winners and predictable results; programs to be got with. - --- Checked-by: Mike Gogulski