Source: San Francisco Examiner (CA)
Contact:  http://www.examiner.com/
Pubdate: Wed, 01 Jul 1998
Author: Donald G. Smith

STIFLING CRIME WITH BUREAUCRACY

SO FAR the war on drugs has been fought with law-and-order people.

From the cartels down to bottom-rung street pushers, the drug business has
had to worry about the FBI, the CIA, Coast Guard, drug enforcement agencies
and state and local police. These agencies have been, at best, ineffectual.

The answer, I believe, lies elsewhere - in the world of federal regulation.
Let us say that the now-illegal drug business is legalized and brought
under the full control of the Beltway bureaucracy. The paperwork alone
would surely cripple drug dealers, but this is only the beginning.

Suppliers would have to comply with the built-in quicksand of affirmative
action, which could have sucked down the Titanic before it hit the iceberg.
They would have to prove that half their street salespeople were women and
furnish figures proving they employed representative numbers of blacks,
Latinos, Asians, Eskimos and Irish Protestants. Failure to comply would
result in fines and possible suspension of activities.

Warehouses and offices would come under the jurisdiction of OSHA, which
would check closely on heating, lighting, air conditioning, insulation,
electrical wiring, plumbing and proper posting of safety bulletins. There
would be ongoing inspections of stairways and handrails.

The drug dealers would also have to provide parking spaces, wheelchair
ramps and appropriate lavatory facilities for the disabled.

The product would, of course, need to be packaged with appropriate warning
labels. Management would have to offer medical and retiremen  plans, paid
vacations, maternity leave, overtime pay, insurance, sick leave, child care
and minimum wage laws.

If the drug dealers haven't already been regulated out of business, bring
the IRS into the picture - and tax them into oblivion.

When laws for criminals fail to work, we can take advantage of the rules
and regulations that have been suffocating honest people since the days of
the Great Society.

Nor would the drug traffickers be free from the pressures brought to bear
by organized labor. When the government recognizes the United Brotherhood
of Dope Pushers as the official bargaining agent of the industry,
management will have to deal with this organization and face it in federal
court. It is one thing to tiptoe past the FBI, but another to confront a
labor union with the federal government looking on.

The Medallin Cartel might find its way around American law enforcement, but
it has never butted heads with bureaucracy. A government director fighting
for next year's budget can crush an international crime ring as though he
were stepping on a snail.

Examiner contributor Donald G. Smith is retired from the world of corporate
communications.

1998 San Francisco Examiner Page A 19

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