Pubdate: Mon, 28 Sep 1998 Source: Toronto Sun (Canada) Contact: http://www.canoe.ca/TorontoSun/ Author: Marianne Meed Ward IT'S A GIRL - HAVE A JOINT Having just given birth to my first child last week, I know about pain. That the process was drug-free was due in no small part to its speed: careening through the pre-rush hour dawn of Toronto we arrived at the hospital emergency entrance at 6:45 a.m. We welcomed our daughter into the world at 6:51. Most women are not so fortunate. And labour is only one kind of pain. Thankfully, in this country we have a long tradition of chemical pain relief - from the most common over-the-counter oral tablets - aspirin and acetaminophen - to cocaine derivatives administered through a spinal injection. But we still get our knickers in a twist over some forms of pain relief. Consider the drug examined by researchers at the University of California who published their findings in the Sept. 24 issue of the weekly magazine Nature. In tests on lab rats, researchers found that said drug acted on certain brain cell receptors to prevent pain signals from travelling to the brain. The drug in question has milder side effects than morphine and is less addictive. The name of this breakthrough drug? Cannabis, also known by its street names: pot, grass, weed, Mary Jane, reefer, joint or doobie. But cannabis is illegal in Canada. Simple possession is a criminal offence and can result in jail time. Clearly, not all pain relievers are created equal. One criticism of cannabis is that, for the moment at least, it has to be inhaled, (I guess that rules out President Bill Clinton from ever benefitting from its medicinal powers.) It is within the realm of possibility, though, that scientists will be able to create a synthetic form of cannabis that could be ingested. Other criticisms of cannabis could be levelled against many legal substances: it is potentially addictive (so is caffeine); it may lead to experimentation with stronger drugs (so can cigarettes); and in sufficient doses may cause impairment (so can alcohol). Alcohol and tobacco are, in fact, more dangerous than cannabis. According to 1992 figures from the Canadian Centre on Substance Abuse, tobacco was directly responsible for the deaths of 33,498 Canadians that year and alcohol 6,701 deaths. By comparison, all illegal drugs combined resulted in 732 deaths. Other criticisms of cannabis are baseless. At the August, 1997 trial of London, Ont. man Chris Clay, who had deliberately sold marijuana plants with the intent of bringing a constitutional challenge to Canada's pot laws, Clay's lawyers argued that cannabis does not cross a "sufficient threshold of harm" to either the user or society. Though the judge convicted Clay on three counts of possession and trafficking, he agreed there is no hard evidence of irreversible mental damage; that marijuana does not cause criminal behaviour or violence; and that consumption does not increase where it is decriminalized. The judge based his conviction on the belief that Parliament should decide the legality of marijuana. About the most offensive pot smokers become is sitting for hours with loopy grins on their faces, forgetting to finish sentences and indulging in munchy cravings with cheesies and pizza. Still, mindful of stereotypes, a pro-pot group in Vancouver has developed a sort of smoker's code of ethics. Members of the Harm Reduction Club agree to four conditions: they pay a $10 membership fee; they must be over 13; they don't drive heavy machinery while impaired; and they don't disturb the neighbours. (I wish some of the people on my street were so considerate.) So why the continued double standard in banning this substance despite its medicinal value while other more dangerous substances are legal, if controlled? It seems we can't get past the fact that pot is a hallucinogen, though it rarely produces hallucinations. It does produce euphoria and pleasure, though, alongside pain relief. Heaven forbid that we actually enjoy ourselves while we're recuperating. It's time to decriminalize doobies for medical use. Then maybe, with Baby No. 2, I can enjoy a celebratory joint instead of the traditional cigar. Marianne Meed Ward is managing editor of Faith Today - --- Checked-by: Patrick Henry