I don't know why, but every time I hear about someone who wants marijuana legalized, the first thought that comes to my mind is, "Oh boy, another marijuana smoker didn't get his munchies so now he has to pick on the government."

Seriously though, my favorite thing to do to potheads is to cut in front of them in the line at 7-Eleven at about 1:30 in the morning; they are so polite even though I'm a bit rude! Try that at one o'clock in the afternoon and people will tell you to get in the back of the line. People are rude when they aren't high.

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