So Why Are They Such a Touchy Subject? It's all to do with perspective and what we're told by the government. Caffeine is legal and it's so widely integrated in our daily lives. I know I wouldn't survive school without it. Cigarettes are legal. I'm a dumbass for smoking them, but I enjoy the experience. Despite recently being battered by legislation to keep the coughing, hacking and panting portion of the population from smoking inside or within five kilometres (sarcasm) of a door, smokers keep puffing along and accelerating our untimely demise. [continues 250 words]