When you're truly in a narcotic task force's crosshairs, they might
give you a signal in the form of a simple rhyme: "Give us three, and
we'll set you free." This couplet, most effective when recited by an
agent perched on the lip of his chair, muscles tensed and ready,
should be interpreted to mean that if you incriminate a handful of
marbles law enforcement would rather play with, they'll drop those
pending drug charges. And in an era of federal mandatory minimums
that work like dispassionate Pez Dispensers handing out tart, 10-
year prison bids for such crimes as, say, thinking about dealing
America's most commonly used illicit drug, marijuana (a decade for
planning, not selling), getting a suspect to "flip" on someone else
can be a process smoother than photosynthesis.
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