Today, as students gather on Farrand Field to celebrate stonerdom at 4:20 p.m., or at least, attempt to gather there, I want to float the following question, as quoted by Stan Marsh in "South Park," the product of the University of Colorado's finest graduates, Trey Parker and Matt Stone:

"Um, guys, what are we doing?" Stan asks, expecting the burgeoning gathering of hippies to actually do something to combat those dastardly "little Eichmanns" and their system of capitalist greed.

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