For those of you who thought the war on drugs had been preempted by Baby Bush's war on terrorism -- think again.

Campus police are promising to haul in more drug offenders than a Cypress Hill Concert, and the incendiary perpetrators being sought out are not burly bikers searching for "Lucy in the Sky" or pro-Colombians with a fetish for nose candy. The bad boys targeted by the badges are none other than the friends of Mary Jane.

As if we needed anyone to tell us that smoking the ganja is bad. We grew up with Nancy Reagan speaking the gospel of "just say no," and are well aware of the supposed relationship between marijuana use and the evils of the world.

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