Our stupefied federal government will pass a law decriminalizing posession of an ounce of pot. This will be possibly one of the less inane things our supposedly straight-laced, sober-thinking legislators have done this year. What inane things you may ask?

Firstly we just found out that if a shootin' war starts, our air force hasn't any bombs. We used them all up in Kosovo, and it seems someone forgot to reorder them. We'll have to drop moral indignation and cow cookies on Iraq when the shooting starts I suppose. "Vern, how could ya dun ferget ta order the gal-dang bombs"?

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