As every college student has probably heard, drugs are bad. At the very least, you heard this message through the DARE programs at elementary school and the countless public service announcements showing us how taking even the smallest amount of illicit drugs will instantly destroy our lives and turn us into junkies overnight. And of course, for those who have had the good fortune of hearing preacher Gary in the Brickyard, marijuana (make sure you actually pronounce that "j") will lead you away from God and make you a HO-MO-SEXUAL (as Gary would put it). [continues 577 words]
