The sporting world remains in a state of mourning after the horrific and shocking news that Olympic hero Michael Phelps smokes marijuana. ecome of this world? How are we as a society supposed to continue to progress with such evil existing right in front of our eyes?

What's next, Tiger Woods gets a seatbelt ticket? No wait; don't tell me, Sidney Crosby caught throwing a pop can in the garbage? I don't know if I could stand that kind of pain.

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