Meet Michael Linares '09, Altered state specialist, collector of children's dinosaur paraphenalia.

Founder of the Yale Chapter of Students for a Sensible Drug Policy.

hometown Los Angeles, California.

pipe, bong or jay? Bong. It's smoother. But jays are so communal. And pipes have their own charm. Just kidding - I don't do drugs.

Senior thesis? Freud's discovery of cocaine in the 1880s.

who's the greatest stoner icon: jay, silent bob, harold, kumar or "the dude"? The Dude. Or Charlize Theron with the apple. Have you seen the photo? She's at this expensive resort smoking out of an apple. [Michael mimes smoking out of an apple. He does not attempt to mime Charlize Theron.]

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