TV's cuties watched by Gen-X stoners! Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play." On grassy, bunny-covered hills, beneath a baby-faced sun, four laughing, smiling, gender-neutral creatures frolic. Tinky-Winky. Laa-Laa. Dipsy. Po. It all sounds so innocent, doesn't it? Teletubbies was the first program to be aimed at toddlers aged two to three, and it caused an uproar when it debuted in the U.K. Many in the politically correct media felt that children so young shouldn't be watching TV. Such alarmism is misplaced, as there is a greater cause for concern. Since the BBC program has made its way onto North American airwaves, the truth about Teletubbies has emerged: our able-bodied young people are actually smoking pot and watching this show! [continues 717 words]