DEA Tramples Canada's Sovereignty By Demanding Pot Seller Be Tried In U.S.

Attention, concerned citizens of the United States of America: It is now safe to unlock your doors and let your children back out onto the streets to play hopscotch and jump rope. Yes, the long and terrible reign of the Prince of Pot is over. No longer will this menacing merchant of the devil's weed terrorize and addict our innocent youth to his mind-destroying plants.

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