It's been a long time since Nancy Reagan first spearheaded the first battle in the War on Drugs.

We've learned a lot of things since then.

Like Paris Hilton being a celebrity for, well, being a celebrity -- marijuana is bad, because it JUST IS, OKAY? And until America (and especially Lawrence -- yeah, that's right, I'm looking at you, Bloodshot Eyes) realizes this, puts down their hilariously named bongs and pipes, and picks up a brewsky instead, I will not stop.

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