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Truth Be Told
Pubdate: Sun, 21 Jul 2002
Source: Toronto Sun (CN ON)
Copyright: 2002, Canoe Limited Partnership.
Contact: http://www.fyitoronto.com/torsun.shtml
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/457
Author: Mark Bonokoski
TRUTH BE TOLD
The justice minister has admitted smoking dope - will U.S. bar him?
If there is equality under the law, and there is no difference between a
teenaged helper in an old folks' home and one of Prime Minister Jean
Chretien's top cabinet ministers, then Justice Minister Martin Cauchon has
some work cut out for him before he next visits the United States.
Or else he could lie.
He could lie and hope the attending U.S. customs official had not read last
week's newspaper reports in which he cavalierly admitted to smoking dope
during his youth -- all in the context of Canada toying with the idea of
decriminalizing marijuana possession.
Trouble is, 19-year-old Amy Harris didn't lie.
As as result, the young community college student from Lethbridge, Alta. --
who works part-time serving meals to the elderly residents at the Alberta
Rose Lodge -- is forever barred from entering the United States of America
unless she does a few things to appease the U.S. justice department.
Why? Because she confessed to having once smoked the evil weed -- just as
Justice Minister Martin Cauchon has admitted, and Ontario Premier Ernie
Eves, and even former U.S. president Bill Clinton, although he wants us to
believe he never inhaled.
The only difference, of course, is that Cauchon and Eves, as Canadian
citizens, were not being stared down by a U.S. border guard and then told
to fill out a form in which they had to swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth.
"Have you ever used an illegal substance?" one of the questions on that
form asks.
How would Justice Minister Cauchon answer that one? Would he be as honest
as Amy Harris?
Amy's story, which was brought to my attention through an e-mail from Amy
herself, began a few weeks ago when she and her two college roommates made
the hour's drive from Lethbridge to Sweetgrass, Montana -- how's that for
irony?-- to buy some discount cigarettes.
Canine Alarm Bells
Since 9/11, even the crossing at Sweetgrass has had its security beefed up,
and when the sniffer dog stuck its nose inside their car, it smelled
something that set its canine alarm bells ringing.
Despite the fact the border guards themselves smelled nothing, the car was
nonetheless searched from stem to stern, as were the three teens, but
nothing illicit was found. Nevertheless, they were turned back.
What the dog had apparently smelled was the lingering scent of
marijuana-past which, Amy suspects, might have come from one of her
roommate's clothing.
When Amy told her mother what happened, even she thought something might
have been left out of the scenario. But no.
"I called the border crossing myself," her mother said. "And I was assured
the kids had absolutely nothing on them and that there were absolutely no
charges laid. Yet my daughter gets banned.
"What if Canada banned every American who admitted to having driven under
the influence at one time or another in their life, despite never having
been convicted or even charged? How would they feel?"
So, just for admitting that she had once smoked a joint or two, here's what
Amy Harris has to do to hopefully get this lifetime ban lifted.
Red Tape
First she must apply to the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service for
"advanced permission" to enter the United States, and submit cheque or
money order in the amount of $195 US, none of which is refundable even if
entry is refused.
As well as filing that document, she must complete Form G-325A, a detailed
biography of her life, and then present herself to a U.S. immigration
inspector in Sweetgrass (or at the international airports in Calgary or
Edmonton) to have her fingerprints taken and recorded. The fee: $50 US.
And, on top of that, she must obtain a certified copy of her criminal
record from the RCMP.
Amy Harris has no criminal record. In fact, she has never been charged with
anything. She's just a college kid who, to pay for her education, works at
an old folks' home and occasionally travels with her friends to Sweetgrass,
Mont., to buy cheap smokes.
That, and being too honest for her own good.
"When I saw the part in which I had to swear to God to tell the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth, I had no choice but to do just
that," she said.
"Unlike everything I've learned before, maybe honesty isn't the best policy
after all."
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